Author: hareraiser

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 31 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Sidney D Torres Memorial Park (Across the street from 8725 Patricia St. Chalmette LA) Trail Hare: Hitachi Topic Beer hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Brewsters On-After: Brewsters Dog Friendly: Probably Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Approx. -|-|-|–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Trail is A to A

Have you had your rabies shots following RDR? Have you scheduled your appointment at the groomer’s ahead of campout? Have you been a good boy or girl during these Dawg Days of Summer? Me neither … join us for the 4th Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of (what would have been) my BFFurever Scout’s 18th Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near. If you don’t know how you identify (wolf, coyote, … Continue ReadingTrail #892: 4th Anal Party Wolf Hash

Summer is hard for us, especially this summer. The blistering heat has left us feeling very raw and alone. We cry ourselves silly in the shower. We apply layer after layer of anti-chafe protection, but it’s not enough to stop the blitzkrieg on our thunder thighs. Are you like us? Do you want to hide your privates from even your underwear? We understand what it’s like to never be nude. We understand more than you’ll NEVER know. Join us for a jortskrieg as we fight back against the oppressive heat and make ourselves known. There are dozens of us, you … Continue ReadingTrail #891: The Revenge of the Never Nudes

Gather Devils for the 7 Deadly Sins Trail: Cum join us in the City of Sin as we delve into 7 delights. Promote your pride, lounge in your lust, gorge gluttonously, engage your envy, gage your greed, be weary of the wrathful roller derby women, and slowly sloth thru the dirty streets of New Orleans. Your money will get you a truck load of beer, a bruised bottom, and lot of delicious shots by MM on trail! Bring: A devilish disguise. A safe word whistle, and a fleshlight! Cost: $10 prepay, $15 day of https://hashrego.com/events/voodooh3-presents-the-7-deadly-sins Date: 10 August 2023 Time … Continue ReadingTrail #890: VOODOO RED SKIRT RUN

Arrrggggh U Ready to pillage and plunder Mid-City? Cum celebrate the 233rd Birthday of the United States Coast Guard! Wear clothing sparingly, as the temperature is expected to be 95°F at GO, but will feel like 108°F. DRESS UP AS A PIRATE OR WENCH YOU MAY WIN A PRIZE. If you do not dress like a Pirate or Wench we’ll plunder yer booty! You’ll run 5 miles down the mighty City Park waters while drinking the finest grog we could get on the cheap. So get your scally wag asses out with your best Pirate gear for some shots, sight … Continue ReadingTrail #889: 1st Analish Puddle Pirate Hash