Author: hareraiser

“I have tasted beers and queers. I will not give up that which I have tasted” – Harey Milk Whether you’re queer, into beer or an ally, let your inner pup out on this trail laid by yours truly “Steven with a D”. Perhaps a bag of skittles from a pit crew member will do? Or the tempting cherry chapstick of that girl if your boyfriend don’t mind it? Follow the white flour road Dorothy, cause you’re about to lock the doors, lower the blinds, cause I know exactly what you need… Let’s have a QIQI! Bring: $1 (no coins); … Continue ReadingTrail #939 – PRIDE!

It’s time for Voodoo to prepare for this season’s hurricanes, and we hashers need some weird things to not just thrive, but to simply survive. Please bring something that would go in the VoodooHash hurricane prep kit, and make it as frivolous, impractical, or Hashy as possible. If you don’t bring something, find something on trail. There will be a show-and-tell during circle. The top 3 best (worst) items get a shot of fireball, or maybe a can of beans or something. *Nothing will be kept; you’ll be taking your items home. Bring: $1 (no coins); whistle, flashlight. 6 pack … Continue ReadingTrail #938 – Unconventional Hurricane Prep

Trail #937 – Summer Vibes Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 30, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Summer Vibes Start Address: (30.028089,-90.089154) Lakeshore Dr – past shelter 2 parking lot near the levee Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Pee Pee Beer Hare: Hitachi Topic Pre-Lube/On-After: Melius Bar & Grill – 1701 Lake Avenue Metairie, LA 70005 Dog Friendly: yes! Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bag Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) ~ 3.5 miles Trail is: A to … Continue ReadingTrail #937 – Summer Vibes

“Give yourself time. Beers’ll come. Hares’ll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music’ll find you.” – Steven with a D In the city of Neo Orleans, synthezoid Steven with a D and his android body-ody-ody-guard MILF plan to unleash a sentient AI that threatens to reveal everyone’s porn history, and even predicts what a person will watch next, while holding the info ransom. You are Bladecummers who’s job is to “RETIRE” any cybernetic enhanced individuals that threaten sexy privacy. Hope your aim is good, only way to kill cyber individuals are “backshots”. —————————————— Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack … Continue ReadingTrail #936 – Cyber Punk

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight/headlamp, your light skirts, trauma for death by bee, and favorite anachronistic soundtracks Date: Thursday, May 16, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: BridgerRun “Dear gentle reader, The Hashing season is upon us. This author finders herself compelled to share the most exciting of news. The pack is abuzz with the latest trail gossip and so it is my honor to impart it to you. This author has been reliably informed that the Hare of the season, Whordini, has made her match. Miss Whordini is to hare with New Orleans most … Continue ReadingVoodoo Trail #935 – BridgerRun