Author: hareraiser

“Give yourself time. Beers’ll come. Hares’ll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music’ll find you.” – Steven with a D In the city of Neo Orleans, synthezoid Steven with a D and his android body-ody-ody-guard MILF plan to unleash a sentient AI that threatens to reveal everyone’s porn history, and even predicts what a person will watch next, while holding the info ransom. You are Bladecummers who’s job is to “RETIRE” any cybernetic enhanced individuals that threaten sexy privacy. Hope your aim is good, only way to kill cyber individuals are “backshots”. —————————————— Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack … Continue ReadingTrail #936 – Cyber Punk

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight/headlamp, your light skirts, trauma for death by bee, and favorite anachronistic soundtracks Date: Thursday, May 16, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: BridgerRun “Dear gentle reader, The Hashing season is upon us. This author finders herself compelled to share the most exciting of news. The pack is abuzz with the latest trail gossip and so it is my honor to impart it to you. This author has been reliably informed that the Hare of the season, Whordini, has made her match. Miss Whordini is to hare with New Orleans most … Continue ReadingVoodoo Trail #935 – BridgerRun

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 9, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: It’s fun to hash with him, Y.M.B.J! Start Address: Parking lot across from 5 Press Gallery – 5 Homer Plessy Way, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare: Y.M.B.J. Beer hare: Just Jim Pre-Lube/On-After: Bywater Brew Pub 3000 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117 Dog Friendly: sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A whistle, no fleshlight or wetbag required, low/no shiggy Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). ~3-4 miles for … Continue ReadingTrail #934 – It’s fun to hash with him, Y.M.B.J!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 2, 2024 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Star Wars Start Address: OAB (Old Arabi Bar) on the River – 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032 Hare: Hitachi Topic Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube/On-After: OAB on the river Dog Friendly: sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No Approx. -l-l-l-> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). ~4 miles for runners Trail is: A to A

We’re bringing it back, the HUMP! trail returns! It’s a special Voodoo trail after which we head (who said head?) to the screening of this year’s HUMP! film festival at the Broad Street Theater. We will be attending the 9:30 PM showing on Thursday 4/25 & buying tickets in advance is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED as they may sell out. The HUMP! Film Festival is renowned for its daring, thought-provoking showcases of short erotic films, created by real people for real people. It takes pride in presenting hot, creative, kinky, and downright hilarious adult content that explores the spectrum of human desires … Continue ReadingTrail #932 – Hump!