The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire […]

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Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the […]

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Trail # 460 – Onsies & Skivvies! Just Alexis (virgin lay!), Burns with Desire & Urine Circle

It’s Louisiana and of course our weather is a bit…,  especially in “winter” so come dressed in your holiday onesies or come out in your skimpiest skivvies and show mother nature you can handle what she’s got! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, December 17, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 […]

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Trail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

There are some lovely art things in the city, some good, some bad and some are complete crap! So come as your favorite artist or as a one of those artsy fartsy art critics while we tour some of the local art scene! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle, multiple […]

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