The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the […]

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Trail # 513 – Rock the Vote – Banana Slit

It’s been a long fucking weekend and this is the third hash this week! Let’s chill out with a short Slit trail and remember our civic duty.Come dressed with an election shirt, as Uncle Sam, a Hanging Chad! (Or not, we have freedom of expression bitches) Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight […]

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Trail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

Fall is in the air, Halloween decorations are out, and cute co-eds all over the place. Time for a jaunt Uptown. We are gonna keep it simple this week so come out in your favorite hash shirt, enjoy the cooler weather, and don’t forget to bring a flashlight! (Seriously, it’s dark out there!) Bring: $1 […]

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Trail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

Come travel deep into the murky, stagnant swamps in search of a legendary creature the mythical Monster of Cock Ness.  The Monster of Cock Ness was born in a place hotter than hell, South Louisiana in the summer, its Father was a Rougaroo and its Mother a Grunch, its only friend growing up was a […]

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Trail # 483 – Toga Party – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, lend me your beers!!!! Another Thursday means another Voodoo trail. And this trail we celebrate the birthday of one of the greatest cities in the world… Rome. Yes, the City of Rome was founded on April 21, in a year long ago. So when in Rome, do as the Romans do, […]

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