The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Pastor and TWoT say On-On in NYC!

Because we can. RU?

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#294-Stoplight Party

  WE’RE ALL DIRTY SLUTS!!! But, that doesn’t mean I don’t love you enough to buy you a windex martini.  Don your colors and let the world know what kind of Whoooreaaa you are. Red Rider: You don’t sleep with hashers or minors. And you’re a liar. Yellow Fellow: You’re clueless and don’t know if […]

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#265 – Red Skirt Run

Cum one, Cum all! You will be rewarded with an awesome live trail and beer at this year’s RED SKIRT RUN. We hope you’re ready to get down and dirty in the French Quarter, use your imagination on the things we are going to do to you. That being said, it might be in your […]

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#239 – Trail of Colored Twots

Spring- where the eff are you and your UV rays? People are turning albino! Come chase down your favorite harrierettes’ pale asses, The Black Labia (her first virgin lay) and Teeny Weeny On Top. You will be celebrating a special Hindu HOLI-day that will take place at this week’s hash to commemorate the arrival of […]

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#193 – “The Hash Abides”

In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer […]

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