The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 551 – Welcome to Boot Camp – Sir Yacksalot

Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina.  To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike.  This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the […]

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Trail # 534 – Monty Python and the Holy Beer (er..grail) – Fucked by Mapquest, Sir Yacksalot, and KW3

  Bring: $1 ( no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle Date:  30 March, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Monty Python and The Holy Beer (Er Grail) – Join the geographically challenged maiden, the noble no-Fireball drinking knight, and some Aussie guy (Patsy??) as they lay a trail for the noble (cough, choke, cough) lords […]

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Trail # 516 – The Hare’s an Asshole – Sir Yacksalot

Yes, I’m going to make all of you wankers run a trail after you’ve stuffed your faces with your Thanksgiving dinners.   The trail may or may not be short, it may or may not have copious amounts of YBF’s, checks, check backs, and other shitty stuff.  For the non-hackers, Beer Near will be very close to […]

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Trail # 514 – Military Appreciation – Shitty Titties and Sir Yaksalot

Ass-hole, Ass-hole, A soldier I will be!  It’s the Marine Corps 241st birthday and Veteran’s Day eve.  We know you wankers love your military hashers and muggles.  Join your resident veteran hares Shitty Titties and Sir Yaks A Lot for an extra shitty trail through the Garden District.  Be sure to show your support by […]

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Trail # 491 – College World Series – Sir Yacksalot, CUM muter, Tippy Toes, Fucked by MapQuest

It’s College World Series time. LSU may be out, but the hare’s beloved Gators are still in. Wear your college colors or baseball attire!! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, 16 June 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Take Me Out to the Ball Game Start:  Corner of East Drive & Laurel St – go […]

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