The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 509 – 2nd Anal Pink Dress Run – Cooter Webs and Saved by the Bush

  We had such a great time last year and raised over $350 for Breast Cancer Awareness and Education with the American Cancer Society, we thought we would do it again!  Join us this week for the 2nd Anal Happy Hooters Hash (aka Pink Dress Run).  Grab that pink dress out of your closet and […]

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Trail # 438 – Wet Hot American Summer! Texticle Teaser& Inside Voice

      It is hawt out there! So Texticle is planning a hopefully easy trail that will get you nice and moist with things other than sweat. So come out in your 80’s camp counselor gear, bikinis or hash gear and channel your inner horny camp counselor for a good wet time. Trail will be […]

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Trail #393 – War of the Worlds! Kiwi Wee Wee, Cockness Monster & Motherload

War of the Worlds: Attack of the Tripods. An alien invasion has started in New Orleans and your goal is to survive. Tri not to get caught and brutally murdered by these strange, savage, and god like creatures from another world. If caught you will be probed ruthlessly and filled with their strange alien fluids […]

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Trail # 384 -Suns Out, Guns Out & Skies Out, Thighs Out! Fucktard, In Tents to Pee, Kiwi Wee Wee, Just Tyler

    Let’s celebrate the beginning of the end of this excruiating heat by showing off our summer tans.  Cum in your shortest shorts and skimpiest shirts. Suns Out, Guns Out – show off those weapons with tank tops and sleeveless shirts.  Sleeves will be penalized.  Skies Out, Thighs Out – As Just Tyler says […]

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Trail # 375 – Do Whatcha Wanna! White Girl Wasted

  Wear your racist shit, break in those new shoes, fill the casket with lime-a-rita or whatever else ppl told you not to bring, walk if you feel like it, and rage against the rules!  Do whatcha wanna! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, June 19, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 […]

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