The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire […]

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Trail # 528 – Spare the Wood, Spoil the Hounds – Petrified Wood and Woody Poke Her

Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and if you didn’t get it in, take this opportunity to chase some Woods to make up for your previous lack of effort. There’s no theme this week since all you should be focused on is doing trail and chasing tail. There will be multiple beer stops for you […]

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Trail # 518 – Anti-Holiday – Petrified Wood, Shiltler’s List, and Chum Dumpster

It’s that time of year again where people are merry and bright and they can all suck it. Come plan to steal whatever winter holiday you don’t want to celebrate with master masterminds Chum Dumpster and Petrified Wood over several beers or something. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: 12/8/2016 – […]

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Trail # 515 – 2nd Anal Fat Camp – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac

It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~SECOND ANAL FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head to the Lower Garden District on a trail to whip y’all into shape, lovingly laid by Fat Camp counselors […]

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Trail # 512 – Black (as my heart) Dress Run – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood

So Halloween will be over and gone for this year, but that doesn’t mean you have to get out of the spooky spirit quite yet. Come don a black dress and take a tour of the French Quarter’s allegedly haunted sites presented by your history-loving hares. No really, it’s like one of those ghost tours […]

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