The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Newly Named!

In the past few weeks, we’ve had some namings, and with the Red Dress Run coming up some, I reckon there’ll be more! So long Just Ryan, hello Jizz Rag! Sayonara Just Ralph, konnichiwa It’s Just a Little Prick! Adios Just Mike, hola Wax On, Wacks Off! Auf Wiedersehen Just Andee, guten tag Battlesnatch Galacticunt!

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Epic Campout was EPIC

Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest! I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout […]

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A Thhhuper Naming!

Well, after asking me to bless his penis the other night at Juan’s Flying Burrito, we pulled Just Nick into the circle after the gay hash for a round of naming. After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke!

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Thanks a TWOT!

Another week, another naming. We pulled in Just Barbie, Just Teeny (Christine), and Just Kim to get named, but the cold kept us from braining very good, so we only named one of these bitches. So, Just Teeny, COME ON DOWN! From here on out (and on-on to Europe in a few days), let it […]


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Roses are Red…

Violets are Blue. This post is really late, so bite me and fuck you. I can’t believe I forgot to do this, but last month during S4G’s (Spermin’ for Germans) going-away party, we named Just Rose mere hours before she was due to hop on a plane and head back to the Fatherland. In retrospect, […]

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