The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail! Let’s get weird […]

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Trail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

    German Sparkle Party Video Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous. Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed […]

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Trail # 409 – Wheels & The Legman: Voodoo crashes NOLA Social Ride! Motherload

Bring your feet and your thirst for beer. This week we are crashing the NOLA social ride happy Thursday route. I didn’t ask them if we can join. They don’t know we’re coming. (Ok, due to confusion over where this weeks ride was going to be, I did ask them, and now they know we’re coming.) […]

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Trail # 380 – Let’s Play Doctor! (with sexy nurses!) Dead Cell

Is there a doctor in the house? Looks like Dead Cell needs some help from the medical field help him with some stimulation and recharge his batteries. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack or more, flashlight and whistle, water and bug spray are a good idea as well. **if you plan to drink more […]

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Trail # 378 – T & A (Tits & Ass)! Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up

It’s all about tits and ass this week! So bust out that slutty top, those short shorts and show off your assets. *** please note that trail is A to far B so may want to plan accordingly, but hares will have a vehicle to bring folks back to A after circle for those not […]

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