The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 516 – The Hare’s an Asshole – Sir Yacksalot

Yes, I’m going to make all of you wankers run a trail after you’ve stuffed your faces with your Thanksgiving dinners.   The trail may or may not be short, it may or may not have copious amounts of YBF’s, checks, check backs, and other shitty stuff.  For the non-hackers, Beer Near will be very close to […]

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 […]

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Trail #457 Pilgrims & Injuns! Analversary! Cum Muter & Came Upon Me

Come dressed as your favorite Pilgrim or Indian or any other Thanksgiving wear that you can think of! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, November 26, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Pilgrims & Injuns Hares (s): Cum Muter & Came Upon Me Beer Hare: NFBH Start: IME’s House, 6066 […]

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Trail # 439 – Stand By Me! Dead Cell & Cooter Webs

Come hang with some of your favorite weirdos for trail in Lakeview! A to A+ Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday July 30th, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Stand By Me […]

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Trail # 425 -Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

Weed. 100th Analversary of Anzac Day. Bread. What more could you ask for? Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday April 23, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under! Hares (s): What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang […]

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