The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 535 – Basic Bitches go Festing – Enough Already and Maid of Jizzed on Her

Miss Fall? Lacking that Pumpkin Spice? Can’t make it to Coachella? This is the next best thing! Throw on your crop top & leggings and join us for a white-girl-wasted adventure! This is a no shiggy, Ugg friendly trail. O.M.G. YOU. CAN’T. EVEN…WAIT FOR THIS TRAIL! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, Pumpkin spice […]

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14 reasons Jesus can’t go hashing

Leave your contraceptives and taddle-tale children at home, this is a Catholic affair to remember.  We may or may not have all 14 stations of the Cross, but at the very least, it’s the Hare’s birthday, so be sure to bring something special to make the cake all that more special.  Also you’ll want to […]

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