The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #461 Gremlins! Motherload & Kiwi Weewee

There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don’t get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Someone has broken the rules, and now, a legion evil transmorphed mogwai are terrorizing city park. Can the voodoo hash escape and return to safety? Bring your flashlights for safety […]

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Trail # 447 – Show Your Colours (IRBWC)! KWWW, Tippy Toes, Tit’s Don’t Fit & Cumuter

Show your colours trail. Come the hash and come the flour for the time has come to show your truest of true colours.   become part of a global event to handle some balls with your English host Tippy Toes, her Yankee compatriots Tit’s Don’t Fit and Cum Muter and their illegitimate touch-judge.  So don your […]

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Trail # 443 – The Birth of The Cockness Monster! Cockness Monster & KWW

  Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Jerkwads and Jerkettes.  That time has rolled around once again.  It is the moment we recognise the Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary of that Leader of Men, the only man ever to walk on the surface of Mars, The first of his name and leader of the 7 kingdoms, […]

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Trail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

  Come one, CUM AGAIN! To the grade 4 ring circus of VOOODOO Hash House Harriers RED SKIRT RUN brought to you by Pimping and Pandering and Scouts On Her! Step right up! We have something for everyone!  Like Shiggy and racists! We’ve got that!  Like a gentle exploration of the lovely city of New […]

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Trail # 425 -Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

Weed. 100th Analversary of Anzac Day. Bread. What more could you ask for? Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday April 23, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under! Hares (s): What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang […]

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