The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 532 – Green Skirt Run – Irish Goodbye and In the Kitchen

It’s that time of year again; where the beer is green, the drunks are happy and the regerts are real! So come and don your best (or worst) green skirt and enjoy some of the best (or worst) company you will be around this St. Paddy’s day season.(yes, in New Orleans it is a season!) […]

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Trail # 520 – Christmas Lingerie or Ugly Sweater – Captain Snitchy Pants, Corney Eh Hole, Cum Flush Her, and Just Jess

‘Twas the eve of the eve of the eve before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her lingerie and I in my ugly sweater, I had just settled down to dip in my pecker… When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I […]

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Trail # 432 – Cops and Cat Burglars! Tits Don’t Fit

Oh booo just another lazy cops and robbers hash. I’m gunna wear an orange jumpsuit or put on my lame Party Central cop costume.. NO YOU AIN’T! You best adorn your sneakiest Cat Bugler Whiskers of Ninja-ery and Feline Tail of Thievery (real things) OR bring your nightstick dildo (I do not suggest you google […]

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Trail #397 – Amish Rumspringa! Just Jimmy, No Cuntroll & possible Mystery Hare

AMISH GONE WILD! Time to let loose boys and girls, and leave behind your dark clothing, horse drawn carriages and lack of electricity! It’s Amish Rumspringa Time! So come join Just Jimmy & No Cuntroll and let them show you how the “English” party or forever be Amish. Bring: a dollar (no coins please), six pack, […]

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Trail #369 – 4th Anal Lebowski Hash! Jizz Rag, Tidy Bowl Man & Clitoria’s Secret

  The Dude is back, for a limited time–join Jizz Rag and his cast of wankers on their quest for Caucasians, that rug, and the girl. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, May 8th 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: The Big Lebowski Your Cast: Jizz Rag as […]

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