The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail! Let’s get weird […]

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Trail # 512 – Black (as my heart) Dress Run – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood

So Halloween will be over and gone for this year, but that doesn’t mean you have to get out of the spooky spirit quite yet. Come don a black dress and take a tour of the French Quarter’s allegedly haunted sites presented by your history-loving hares. No really, it’s like one of those ghost tours […]

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Trail # 417 – A 3 HOUR TOUR a.k.a. Gilligan’s Island!!!Enough Already, Pitchers Mounds, SOSA, & Mystery Hare

“Just sit right back and you’ll see a trail, a trail of a few shitshows, that’s starting from a tiki bar, and ending with virgin hoes.” Bring:  $1, 6-pack (at least), flashlight, & whistle. Please dress in COSTUME & bring as many VIRGINS as possible. This is going to be drunk fun. It’s campout pre-lube […]

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Trail # 378 – T & A (Tits & Ass)! Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up

It’s all about tits and ass this week! So bust out that slutty top, those short shorts and show off your assets. *** please note that trail is A to far B so may want to plan accordingly, but hares will have a vehicle to bring folks back to A after circle for those not […]

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Trail #365 -2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail! Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

It’s that time of year where we are bombarded by Festivals in New Orleans, French Quarter Fest, Jazz Fest, Strawberry Fest and a bunch more. To celebrate this festy season test out your festival gear and get ready to prime your livers with Ridin’ Bloody and Conjugal Visitor. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, […]

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