The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

#206 Wine, Cheese, and STDS

Yea exactly, This is what happens when you let a redneck and hillbilly hare together, they make it classy. To add to the class, it is on the BESTBANK! We are changing it up a bit this week. Since the Texans aren’t nearly the alcoholics we thought they were, we still have some Kegs to […]

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#202 Running with Blue Balls

Do you have Balls??  Are they Blue?  Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here.  WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about??  Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running […]

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#197 – Conspiracy Theory

Someone make the hares drink for this shit. Everything Butt Sex: What is the theme and locations this week? Eyes Up here: Marconi and Harrison, near the abandoned buildings. The theme conspiracy theory. Everything Butt Sex: Conspiracy Theory. What’s that mean? Eyes Up here: Dunno. I haven’t been able to come up with anything? I […]

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#189- ThankyousirmayIhaveanother?!

This week you are weak Especially if you are a geek The only true test of strength Is how many chicks you can bank So this week we need to take a chance Or take a gamble on this awesome bromance This weeks start is at Broadway square Uptown Bitches Get yo’ paddle ON ON, […]

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#183-Fair Warning: Don’t Ever Look DOWN!

He’s named Eyes Up Here for a reason but we still fail to look anywhere but up. P.S. Knave should be very proud to find a successor who can probably do an elephant walk better than he can. Do not ever invite those fools to your house (i.e. bed) or you’ll have to burn your […]

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