The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Weed. Bread. Anzac Day. All wrapped into one for hashing pleasure like you’ve never seen before! Unless you came last year! First off, START, all BNs, and ON IN are all at the same location – Laborde Mountain in the Couturie Forest in City Park!!! Definitely bring a FLASHLIGHT!!!! You will need it. There will […]

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Trail # 511 – Day of the Dead Trail – CUM muter and I Came from a Clam Down Under

Los muertos estan lliegando. Each year as the seasons turn to darkness and decay, the spirits rise from the land of the dead. Ocultar su cara. But not all spirits are kind. They come for the living, to take them to hell. Los espiritus son inquietos. So on October 27th, we ask you to put […]

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Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

You were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that […]

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Trail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster

  Come one, CUM AGAIN! To the grade 4 ring circus of VOOODOO Hash House Harriers RED SKIRT RUN brought to you by Pimping and Pandering and Scouts On Her! Step right up! We have something for everyone!  Like Shiggy and racists! We’ve got that!  Like a gentle exploration of the lovely city of New […]

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Trail # 387 – 911! P.S. Knave & Chicken Pot Guy

  It is a PS Knave and Chicken Pot Guy trail in City Park! So put on your kinky cop outfits, dog collars or hood gear and be prepare for a shitty trail in the park.  Be prepared for an emergency and hopefully you get some cute cops to pat you down. Bring: $1 (no […]

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