The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle Date: […]

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Trail # 542 – BDSM Dungeons and Dragons – Scuba Steve, Just Natalie, No-Cuntrol

This week’s trail delves into the deepest, darkest dungeons in New Orleans!  No, not the tomb of the lich king, the other-other type of dungeon.  Dare ye be brave enough to escape the bondage of these ancients establishments?  Strap on your +4 kilt of protection, venture forth with your fellow nerds and demonstrate epic feats […]

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Trail # 535 – Basic Bitches go Festing – Enough Already and Maid of Jizzed on Her

Miss Fall? Lacking that Pumpkin Spice? Can’t make it to Coachella? This is the next best thing! Throw on your crop top & leggings and join us for a white-girl-wasted adventure! This is a no shiggy, Ugg friendly trail. O.M.G. YOU. CAN’T. EVEN…WAIT FOR THIS TRAIL! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, Pumpkin spice […]

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Trail # 522 – Comicon Hash – KW3 and Tits Don’t Fit

First Trail of the new year, and wouldn’t you know it, NOLA problems.  Turns out that it is 12th night, Comicon and Bush week. Now normally this would just be the pre-comicon trail, full of fun nerdy things and Lycra costumes that show off perhaps just a little too much leg, but Ole Mate Warmy […]

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Trail # 504 – th3 504 and all things NOLA – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Now won’t you wobble wobble Let me see you shake it, shake it Now won’t you drop it, drop it Ohh, take it, take it We them 504 Boyz, huh, we them 504 Boyz Dial it up wankers.  Five Oh Four in dah house.  Cum, run, and drink with your Voodoo in any New Orleans […]

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