The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

#271-Birds and the BumbleTard

It’s that time of year again and Spring is in the air.  The birds and the bumbletards are out and about as cool fronts start rolling in!  Well, it’s not really Spring but BumbleTard thinks it is, so we must humor the Retard.  Put on your bestest bird, bee, bug, tard, flower, spring outfit and […]

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#214 – Blood & Glitter

It’s a rivalry as old as time… A battle to last the ages. Team Edward vs. Team Bill. Team Sookie vs. Team Bella. Or fuck all that– Team Lafayette 4 EVR, hookers. Whichever ‘team’ you’re on, represent ’em this week. Vampires, werewolves, and boring girls who can’t figure out that they’re just pretty food. Date: […]

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#202 Running with Blue Balls

Do you have Balls??  Are they Blue?  Well Mr. Testis does, and he’s looking to lay his virgin blue ball lay with your lovable BumbleTard and Eyes Up Here.  WTF, blue balls? Mr Testis? What the hell are you talking about??  Well here’s the skinny: In celebration of the up and coming San Fermin Running […]

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#191 – BumbleBee’s and TuTu’s (Update)

He gave me a starting location only 30 minutes after being called out!!! In the meantime. Enjoy Bunk Bunk’s baby picture. P.S. You’re homework assignment for Thursday is to find out why “I use to work in Chicago.” I worked in a department store. There are a bunch of reason’s why I don’t work there […]

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#191 – BumbleBee and Tutu’s

So, our beloved Bumbletard has been with us for an entire year. We first met him during our TuTus on 2-2 hash. It was only a year ago we were running along Bayou St. John and some jackass yelled “what are ya’ll doing?!?!” Shortly after he ran out of his house wearing a Bumblebee outfit […]

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