#242 – Camp Out Pre-Lube

THE BEER NEAR WILL BE STREAMING LIVE at 8:30pm! The Jackson Square Camera Bless us father, for we are about to sin all up in this muthafucka. Get your pickled liver out of its jar and wring it out… we got a trail AND camp out this week! Date: Thursday, March 29, 2012 Theme: Happi coats and road whore gear – rep your favorite out of town kennel Start: Across from Jackson Square on the pubic, I mean public ground – by the cannon close to Cafe du Monde Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Filet Me Lay Me Cost: … Continue Reading#242 – Camp Out Pre-Lube

#241 – Honkey Fried Donkey Snatch Redemption

Y’all remember that trail a few weeks back where Honkey & Snatch got us lost? Well, mainly just the group of us who beat the hares to the end, then ran a 7 mile circle jerk leading BACK to the end. Well, they want to redeem themselves this week. Many will die! Date: Thursday, March 22, 2012 Theme: Redemption! However you interpret this. Start: Old US mint – 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Fried Chicken Snatch & Honkey Dong Cost: $1 (bills only plz) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan … Continue Reading#241 – Honkey Fried Donkey Snatch Redemption

#240 – St. Patty’s pre-lube

Date: Thursday, March 16, 2012 Theme: St. Patrick’s, Irish, Celtic, or just wear a damn kilt. Start: Clay Square (Corner of Annuciation and 3rd) Time: 6:30pm gather ye shamrocks, 7:00pm Erin go bragh-less Hares: Jizz Rag & Dickie Wongstockings Cost: $1 (bring bills, not your pot of gold) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan to drink more). Bring: Your filthy hasher corpse dressed in something Irish, your whistle and fleshlight, and a thirst for beer, green or otherwise. Extra credit: The Irish Channel block party will be going at 10am; pre-lube at Parasol’s whenever your ass can … Continue Reading#240 – St. Patty’s pre-lube

#239 – Trail of Colored Twots

Spring- where the eff are you and your UV rays? People are turning albino! Come chase down your favorite harrierettes’ pale asses, The Black Labia (her first virgin lay) and Teeny Weeny On Top. You will be celebrating a special Hindu HOLI-day that will take place at this week’s hash to commemorate the arrival of Spring (if it ever comes). Do your homework, show up dressed in all white, and you will be jizzly rewarded with their colored unmentionables. Also, bring new virgins, old virgins, born again virgins, or the one that took a couple of years to come virgins…we … Continue Reading#239 – Trail of Colored Twots