As everyone knows, the Mayans were magical and shit. They were basically a bunch of fucking gypsy fortune tellers. According to these ass-wipes the world will end in 2012. So show up this week like you got everything to lose, because you have less than a year left to do everything on your bucket list!
Run up those credit cards by buying me expensive, never ending, hash beer! Run because you don’t want your corpse to look like shit in 2013! Sing a high note just because your fellow hashers want to see you “O” face. If you thought hurricane parties were fun, wait till you cum to this week’s hash! It’s time to celebrate like it’s the end of the world!
Everything Butt Sex
P.S. I know it sounds scary but you don’t need to worry. Butt Sex will help you make it through these rough times!
Date: Thursday, January 5th, 2012
Theme: Party, New Year, Hats, blowers, Cham-pain-ya, Undead
Start: 3439 Esplanade Avenue, New Orleans, LA. The Cemetary
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Everything Butt Sex & Jefferson Starfish
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and 6 EXPENSIVE HASH BEERS (or that high life shit)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, crucifix.
Tags: Everything Butt Sex