Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!!

This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. You know the place. It’s where that Poseidon Statue is raping that giant gator pass door J at the end of the convention center.

Theme: Gambling, luck of the draw

Hares: UnderCummer (Virgin Lay?) & Hobo Rodeo
Start: Henderson St. & 1400 Tchoupitoulas New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On,

Everything Butt Sex

Wow. I really can’t believe it’s been 100 hashes already. Thinking back through just my tenure as RA makes me think a montage is appropriate, so here we go:

Huh. As it turns out, I didn’t feel like sitting down and spending a few hours combing through pictures for you ingrates, so I went with the 30 second solution and embedded a MANtage. I think we’re all the better for it anyways.

Okay, enough with that, let’s get down to the issue at had – this week’s hash.

Since 100 is a big number, we decided that we needed about 1/20th dedicated to the hares. That’s right, our hares this week are TidyBowlMan, WeeBlowMaster, Fill Me Up, and 2 super-surprise hares. For good measure, we’ll even throw in Oral Impression as a beer hare at no extra cost!

Since this is the 100th lay, break out your coconut bras, grass skirts, tiki mugs, hell – you can even bring hula hoops. Actually, scratch that last one. No hula hoops. We’ll start on “Tips on Tchoupitoulas…” and since this is an A to B with transport provided back to the A, who the hell knows where we’ll end up.

Also, if you want a shirt that has the graphic above, talk to WeeBlow Master! He’ll have them at the hash, but there aren’t many left and it won’t be reprinted.

Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, Wee Blow Master, Fill Me Up, 2 super secret hares.
When: October 1st, 6:30 pm
Where: Tipitina’s – Napoleon at Tchoupitoulas
Theme: Hawaiian / Lei’d

$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you suck and don’t bring any beer. As always, don’t be the 1% that doesn’t bring your flashlight and a whistle!