Posted May 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting.
Theme: TOGA!
Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening
Start: [...]
Tags: Grand Opening, Jizz Rag, Toga, Uptown, Virgin Lay
Posted March 16th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle.
There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also [...]
Tags: Hunting, Inglourious Basterds, Just Ralph, Lakeview, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Virgin Lay, wilderness survival
Posted February 17th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare.
“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.
Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay
Posted February 3rd, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to:
a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason
b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks
3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and
d) it looking like the weather is going to [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Pastor Bait-Her, Virgin Lay
Posted January 19th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info:
WHO DAT, BITCHES!
And now back to our regular programming:
Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
Posted December 8th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I know I know, we’ve had a bad run with virgin hares as of late, but A) you have to start somewhere, and B) shut up and hare you lazy bastard. This week we take our chances in the small (but not cabbage-scented) hands of Just Teeny.
May Breesus have mercy on our souls.
Also, if you [...]
Tags: Broadmoor, Just Teeny, Skin Whistle, Spy vs. Spy, Virgin Lay
Posted November 16th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Now, let’s be honest. Who doesn’t love a little T+A? Or should I say, who doesn’t love a LOT of T + A?
This week’s hash is hared by a virgin lay (Just Nick) and and overall mess (One Eyed Jackoff), so let me give you a little bit of advice:
Remember last week? BRING A WHISTLE [...]
Tags: Jefferson, Just Nick, One Eyed Jackoff, Southport Hall, T + A, Virgin Lay
Posted November 9th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Take a moment today to remember a fallen Irish Assholdier.
No, no, not a soldier, an Assholdier like us, fool.
Hares: Just Dave (virgin lay), Penis Fly Crap (virgin lay), In-Dickcision
When: November 12th, 6:30 pm
Where: Constance St. and 3rd St. (The Irish Channel)
Theme: Warrior, Uniform or Braveheart style
$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you neglect our thirsty [...]
Tags: In-Dickcision, Irish, Irish Channel, Just Dave, Penis Fly Crap, Virgin Lay
Posted October 27th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song:
My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I fuck dead women (nah [...]
Tags: Halloween, Just Jarvis, Licks Em Young, Mid-City, Virgin Lay
Posted July 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hare: Skin Whistle with Dry Hole (Virgin Lay!)
Location: N.O. Surf Shop, 7722 Maple St. New Orleans, LA 70118
When: July 23rd, 7pm
Grab your bikinis, and get ready to run! This beach-themed hash is Dry Hole’s Virgin Lay, and she’ll be doing it in a bikini! Fellas, this is no excuse either – so grab your old [...]
Tags: beach, bikini, Dry Hole, Skin Whistle, Uptown, Virgin Lay