The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
A message from Dickie Wong: So, it’s Christmas time in nola, no better time than the present to have a hash exchange of excess/ill fitting hash gear for the newbs that aint got shit. Eminem is so hardcore, he from 8 mile. So, in celebration of all things hardcore, we gonna make it hard for [...]
Tags: Christmas, Dickie Wongstockings, Garden District, Virgin Lay
In the words of Game Ovary, “There hasn’t been this much smoke on the water since Michael Phelps. Air quality resembles the interior of Lemmy Kilmister’s lungs.” At first I thought, “What are we gonna do! Nobody wants to run a hash in this mess!” — as evidenced by the fact that not a single [...]
Tags: Mexican Gum Job, Saints, Uptown, Virgin Lay
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting. Theme: TOGA! Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and [...]
Tags: Grand Opening, Jizz Rag, Uptown, Virgin Lay
This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle. There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The [...]
Tags: Lakeview, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Virgin Lay
Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare. “Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry. Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came [...]
Tags: City Park, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay
So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to: a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks 3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and d) it looking like the [...]
Tags: City Park, Pastor Bait-Her, Virgin Lay
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info: WHO DAT, BITCHES! And now back to our regular programming: Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), [...]
Tags: Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
I know I know, we’ve had a bad run with virgin hares as of late, but A) you have to start somewhere, and B) shut up and hare you lazy bastard. This week we take our chances in the small (but not cabbage-scented) hands of Just Teeny. May Breesus have mercy on our souls. [...]
Tags: Broadmoor, Skin Whistle, Virgin Lay
Now, let’s be honest. Who doesn’t love a little T+A? Or should I say, who doesn’t love a LOT of T + A? This week’s hash is hared by a virgin lay (Just Nick) and and overall mess (One Eyed Jackoff), so let me give you a little bit of advice: Remember last week? BRING [...]
Tags: Jefferson, One Eyed Jackoff, Virgin Lay
Take a moment today to remember a fallen Irish Assholdier. No, no, not a soldier, an Assholdier like us, fool. Hares: Just Dave (virgin lay), Penis Fly Crap (virgin lay), In-Dickcision When: November 12th, 6:30 pm Where: Constance St. and 3rd St. (The Irish Channel) Theme: Warrior, Uniform or Braveheart style $1 and a [...]
Tags: Irish Channel, Penis Fly Crap, Virgin Lay
