The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO! WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES. WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mardi Gras, Uptown
We’re starting uptown, and for the love of the flying spaghetti monster I hope our hares don’t finish in a neighborhood. Apparently, 1000′s of screaming drunks can show up in the garden district for a parade, but 40 some odd hashers are just too damn loud during circle! When Slam and No Cunt Troll are [...]
Tags: Mardi Gras, No Cunt Troll, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Uptown
Yeah, so I’m lagging on my own hash trash. Here in New Orleans, partying doesn’t stop after the hash and especially when Krewe du Vieux kicked off Carnival parading season this past Saturday. So how would one rate my haring hiatus with Non Stop Oral? Well actually, we don’t give a damn what you think [...]
Tags: Non-Stop Oral, T.W.O.T., Uptown
Ya herd? I really didn’t know to think when T.W.O.T. told me this week’s theme was the Cuntry dirtay South. So I did what any white, middle class, male, computer programmer would do. I looked it up on UrbanDictionary.com Dirty South – Where the best comes from. Where they get crunk at. Where the thickest [...]
Tags: Non-Stop Oral, T.W.O.T., Uptown
Seems like our virgin hare, Jefferson Starfish, is part of that evil group of people who want to take Christmas out of the holiday season. This week’s hash is everything except for fucking Christmas. Get out your Kwanza gear, Chanukah hat, or Mardi Gras beads out, because as far as I can tell, anything goes. [...]
Tags: Christmas, Jefferson Starfish, Jizz Rag, Uptown
I know this is late, but apparently “providing info about this week’s hash” these days means calling super-busy-work-guy on a Tuesday when the hash is a Thursday, which then gets passed on to now-extra-pissed-super-busy-guy who is multi-tasking by writing this, updating workstations, compiling kernels, and drinking beer at the same time. In case you haven’t [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Halloween, Monkey Spanker, Uptown
Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 [...]
Tags: Cho Penis, Dickie Wongstockings, Uptown
My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden. Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, Texticle Teaser, Uptown
Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Texticle Teaser, Uptown
“Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a [...]
