When you’re done shoving turkey and dressing into your gaping maw, before you lapse into a tryptophan-induced coma, cum out and help celebrate half a decade of Voodoo debauchery!

Date: Thursday, November 24, 2011

Theme: “Cum Naked” (Look, the hares pick the theme, okay? I just post it.)
Start: Rouses Market – 4500 Tchoupitoulas Street (corner of Tchoup & Napoleon)
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, birthday suit, Body Glide, a thirst for cold beer, leftovers

Date: Thursday, November 10, 2011

Theme: Wear your dang tutus!
Start: Tu-tulane University @ Audubon Park – St Charles Ave & Audubon Pl, New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers).
Bring: Flashlight, whistle, and of course your tutu. Word on the block is there will be a PRIZE for the best homemade tulle confection. Will there be an ice block for the wankers who refuse to dress up? Only one way to find out!

Date: Thursday, September 29, 2011

Theme: “Ninjas & Niggas” Note from the hares: “How to identify yourself as a ninja: sneaking, evading capture, combat, disguises and ability to lie. How to identify yourself as a nigga: you don’t
even give an F.”
Start: Euterpe St. corner at Coliseum Square Park – 1700 Coliseum Street, New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30pm put on your sneakers, 7:00pm run from the po-po
Hares: Just Jessie & Second Cumming
Cost: $1 and a 6 pack. Or a 40 oz.
Bring: ID, whistle, flashlight, swords, pocket full of rubbers, stealth, bling, throwing stars, pants on the ground.

In the words of Game Ovary, “There hasn’t been this much smoke on the water since Michael Phelps. Air quality resembles the interior of Lemmy Kilmister’s lungs.”

At first I thought, “What are we gonna do! Nobody wants to run a hash in this mess!” — as evidenced by the fact that not a single goddamn one of you wankers volunteered to hare until this afternoon.

Date: Thursday, September 1, 2011

Theme: Wear your Saints shit, ’cause you know you want to anyway.
Start: Snake & Jake’s Christmas Club – 7612 Oak Street, New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00 GEAUX
Hare: Just Jessie (a virgin lay no less!)
Cost: $1 (no coins please) and a 6 pack of whatever cheap swill you’re drinking this week.
Bring: Your ID, a whistle and flashlight or headlamp, and this week perhaps a gas mask or other breathing apparatus. Those of us who smoke will have a home-field advantage.

We also need a hare for next week. Email voodoohash@gmail.com if you want to volunteer.

Date: Thursday, August 25, 2011

Theme: “On the High Seas”… This means pirates, sailors, anything nautical… You’re on a boat, muthafucka. (Or you can interpret “high” in another way, if you prefer.)
Start: 2421 Joseph St, New Orleans, LA 70115 – the Lonely Island between Joseph St. & Joseph Ct. (see what I did there?)
Time: 6:30pm show, at 7:00 we’ll all be king of the world on a boat like Leo
Hares: Princess Lay-Ya and Just Sean
Cost: $1 (bills ONLY! No coins, ya wankers) and a 6 pack of Santana champ’ cause it’s so crisp
Bring: Your ID, always, in case you need it. A whistle and a flashlight or headlamp are always helpful. Bug spray is highly prized this time of year. Oh, and it is HOT outside. Bring goddamn water if you tend toward dehydration (this means you, Captain Faceplant a.k.a. Blow My Banana). And don’t forget your flippie-floppies.

As always, questions can be directed to voodoohash@gmail.com. Drop us a line to be added to our mailing list.

Remember bring ;a whistle, a flashlight, a six pack, a dollar, and your id.

Who: Reverse Cowboy and White Girl Wasted

When: 6:30 Show, 7:00 GO

Where: Winn-Dixie on Tchoupitoulas

Theme: Cowboys and Cowgirls

Other things, HARES ARE NEEDED, we had to go to Texas to get these. So if you want to have email voodoohash@gmail.com.

Get yo’ paddle ON ON,
Eyes up Here

Hares: Just Mathilde (Virgin Lay) & Eyes Up Heeeere!
Theme: Fratatude and Sorostitutes
(You COULD wear your dirty toga from last week’s hash)
When: Thursday, April 7th, 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm Geaux!
Location: Broadway Square (Broadway St. and Perrier St.)

Bring $1, 6 pack of beer, whistle and FLASHLIGHT! If you forget to bring beer, then bring $10 and get NO BEER

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Yes, hash trash from last week’s hash and campout will be posted. So far we have yet to stop moving since we’ve gotten back from an awwwesome weekend. Hang tight. XOXO, TWOT

• She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her.
• She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to clean up their “mess”
• She’s an IRISH baby. Need I say more?
• She’s lucky that she’s not getting yogurt as her cake. That is my gift to her.
• Ask her about her infamous hoodie that caused a lot of gossip that led to her naming…They were all LUCKY

Hares: 8 Lays a Week, Jizz Rag, Just Joe
Theme: St. Patrick’s Day attire/Kilt/Green (if no green, roll around in grass)
Time: THURSDAY, MARCH 17TH
Where: Clay Square Park, IRISH CHANNEL (NOT GARDEN DISTRICT, OK?)
IMPORTANT: It’s St. Patrick’s day and there will be revelers near Parasol’s so PARKING may be a challenge. Carpool/Bike/Walk/Park at own risk

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on-on,
Everything Butt Sex

Hare: Puppy Love (solo hare)
Theme: Royalty
Location:1700 St. Charles Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70130-5224
Time: THURSDAY, March 3rd. 6:30pm Show. 7:00pm, Go!

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6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO!

WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES.
WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME

Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes P.S. Knave and Eyes up Here.

On On,
EBS

Hare: Broke Back Dyke
Theme: Mardi Gras Attire
Location:Coliseum St & St Andrew St New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: THURSDAY, March 3rd. 6:00pm Show. 6:30pm, Go!

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