Posted November 21st, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
When you’re done shoving turkey and dressing into your gaping maw, before you lapse into a tryptophan-induced coma, cum out and help celebrate half a decade of Voodoo debauchery! Date: Thursday, November 24, 2011 Theme: “Cum Naked” (Look, the hares pick the theme, okay? I just post it.) Start: Rouses Market – 4500 Tchoupitoulas Street [...]
Tags: Analversary, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted November 4th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, November 10, 2011 Theme: Wear your dang tutus! Start: Tu-tulane University @ Audubon Park – St Charles Ave & Audubon Pl, New Orleans, LA 70118 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Tidy Bowl Man Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink [...]
Tags: Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted September 28th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, September 29, 2011 Theme: “Ninjas & Niggas” Note from the hares: “How to identify yourself as a ninja: sneaking, evading capture, combat, disguises and ability to lie. How to identify yourself as a nigga: you don’t even give an F.” Start: Euterpe St. corner at Coliseum Square Park – 1700 Coliseum Street, New [...]
Tags: Mexican Gum Job, Second Cumming, Uptown
Posted August 30th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
In the words of Game Ovary, “There hasn’t been this much smoke on the water since Michael Phelps. Air quality resembles the interior of Lemmy Kilmister’s lungs.” At first I thought, “What are we gonna do! Nobody wants to run a hash in this mess!” — as evidenced by the fact that not a single [...]
Tags: Mexican Gum Job, Saints, Uptown, Virgin Lay
Posted August 22nd, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, August 25, 2011 Theme: “On the High Seas”… This means pirates, sailors, anything nautical… You’re on a boat, muthafucka. (Or you can interpret “high” in another way, if you prefer.) Start: 2421 Joseph St, New Orleans, LA 70115 – the Lonely Island between Joseph St. & Joseph Ct. (see what I did there?) [...]
Tags: Princess Lay-ya, Uptown
Posted August 15th, 2011 by Eyes Up Here
So I guess that we are outsourcing now! Why do I saw that you ask? BECAUSE WE HAVE TWO HARES FROM TEXAS THIS WEEK! And to put the icing on the cake, the theme is “cowboys and cowgirls”, I am just surprised that it isn’t “steers and queers”. So get your lassos and yellow roses [...]
Tags: Reverse Cowboy, Uptown, White Girl Wasted
Posted April 5th, 2011 by TWOT
This week you are weak Especially if you are a geek The only true test of strength Is how many chicks you can bank So this week we need to take a chance Or take a gamble on this awesome bromance This weeks start is at Broadway square Uptown Bitches Get yo’ paddle ON ON, [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Uptown
Posted March 14th, 2011 by TWOT
Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Eyes Up Here, Irish Channel, Jizz Rag, St. Patrick's Day, Uptown
Posted March 9th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
I know it’s late guys, but fuck you. It was Mardi Gras, and I was drunk. I know you guys have been living off of Popeyes, king cake, and that Purple Pussy shit from the Holiday Inn for the past couple of weeks. It’s time to get a good run in. Puppy Love is bringing [...]
Tags: Puppy Love Machine, Uptown
Posted February 28th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO! WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES. WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mardi Gras, Uptown