The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 [...]
Tags: Cho Penis, Clowns, Dickie Wongstockings, happy birthday, Uptown
My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden. Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking [...]
Tags: Birthday, cake, certified R.U.N., Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, shitty circle, snowballs, Textical Teaser, TWOT, Uptown
Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, ice, Ice Ice Baby, summatime, Textical Teaser, Uptown
“Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a [...]
Tags: Birthday, Broke Back dyke, child support, fuck me daddy, T.W.O.T, Uptown
Holy Mattress Monkey, Batman! Another VooDoo Wedding!
The last wedding hash wasn’t but a few months ago, so grab your best running formalwear, and head uptown this week for Tighter Twat and Show Me Your Posse’s wedding hash.
Remember, this is TT, so shiggy socks are usually a good thing to wear.
Theme: It’s a wedding. Put on [...]
Tags: Show Me Your Posse, Tighter Twat, Uptown, Wedding
So, due to a bit of a snafu on my part, it looks like I’m haring this week.
But I won’t be the only one! That’s right kids! Three hares for the price of one!
“What?” I hear you say? How is this possible? Well, here’s how this little experiment is going to work: I’ll lay trail [...]
Tags: Pastor Bait-Her, Uptown
Tonight! The Tchoupitoulas Barathon
6 bars, 6 beers, 6 miles
Friday, May 14, 2010, 6:05pm
Start/End: Le Bon Temps Roule
Tidy has 1 1/2 coolers of beer for the VooDoo!
Look for him before and after!
And also, a note from Spread ‘Em:
Please be mindful of the possibility of sobriety checkpoints, starting tonight at 10pm and ending at 3am. You shouldn’t [...]
Tags: Barathon, Tchoupitoulas Barathon, Uptown
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting.
Theme: TOGA!
Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening
Start: [...]
Tags: Grand Opening, Jizz Rag, Toga, Uptown, Virgin Lay
It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!
Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got [...]
Tags: carnival, Puppy Love Machine, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Sorry for the extreme lateness – I’ve had some domain transfer / DNS issues / email server fail at work, and had to attend to that. And I have to move the hosting for this site soon.
Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Fire in the Hole, Holiday, Imagine My Erection, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown