Posted January 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you:
‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo, Just Sarah, trash
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
Posted November 13th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
S H IIIIIIIIIII
T T YYYYYY
T R A I L
This weeks circle started out as #96 did – with our 3 hares ( Indickcision, Penis Fly Crap, Just Dave (who was caught!) ) sitting on ice, so I won’t go on and on about the quality of last night’s trail.
But the circle. Ohh, the circle ladies [...]
Tags: Indickcision, Just Dave, Just Jon, Penis Fly Crap, Puppy Love Machine, shitty trail, Spermin' for Germans, trash, Uptown, West Palm Beach
Posted August 31st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Words cannot describe the trail left by our dear hares this past Thursday.
What can we say? 2 in the Mouth, 5 in the Hole’s (2Mo5Ho) first trail was about what one would expect from a virgin lay. Couple that with Queef Meter as a co-hare (who has only hared once, and that was with Missionary [...]
Tags: Queef Meter, shitty trail, trash, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well boys and girls, yet another week has gone by without any sign of hash trash. Your beloved and belated trash writer has struck again. So for those of you who were sitting safely at home on Thursday, slurping cola and lounging in your hover chair, hoping to vicariously experience the hash through the warm [...]
Tags: 80's, Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, trash, Udderly ReTiTulous