Posted December 15th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Hash gifts! Hash gifts! Hash gifts! You guys are some generous motherfuckers. Every week, I have to bring a gift for someone. This week is no different. Bring a gift to swap for that damn white elephant game, or whatever it’s called. We’re going to exchange hash presents after circle. Last time, Just Sara gave [...]
Tags: Downtown, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted November 23rd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
THIS WILL BE A FREE HASH, WITH OUT A SNACK KITTY…SO KEEP YOUR DOLLAR TO BUY MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BEOCH! HA! We will meet at the Corner of Tchoupitoulas St and Napoleon Ave by da River, Dawlin! So, since I don’t know how many will show…I am bring just an ice chest/Ice…Should be a reasonable [...]
Tags: Analversary, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted November 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Krewe Du Vieux Fundraiser tonight & NOH3 Christmas Party If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit. Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Bumbletard, Cho Penis, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man
Posted October 30th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday! We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect [...]
Tags: Black Dress Run, Marigny, Pastor Bait-Her, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted October 12th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
Okay so I’ve been a huge slacker. I’ve only been averaging about 3 lays a week…..oh yea and I haven’t been keeping up with my hash trash lately either. But don’t you worry it was only a tiny hiatus and now I’m back and it’s gonna be goood don’t you worry. Last Thursday’s hash was [...]
Tags: Hash Trash, Pastor Bait-Her, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted October 6th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
So since Everything Butt Sex is apparently too busy fudge diving to post this I thought I’d take the liberty and show him how it’s done. This week’s trail is an Underwear Run. So CUM in your boxers CUM in your bras but please don’t CUM on me. That’s what a condom’s for. It’s Tidy [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted September 7th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Downtown, Saints, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted August 20th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
For baby jebus sakes, some of you have been hashing for a god damn year. It’s ten fucking words. The song goes like this: ”Roll her over, oh so softly. Gently in the grass…” Use the Googles for something other than wanking off if you’re still confused. If you missed last night, not only did you [...]
Tags: Lake Vista, Lick A Lotta Cock, Red Dress, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man, Top Cum
Posted May 21st, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
We’re comin’ up on the weekend – you know what that means. Booze. Saturday: Robes Pierre This is a CAUSED event PROTESTING against people who party in clothes. Please come out and play with the Robes Pierre group!! This will be the 5th annual robed extragalactic affair! Bring your chains, whips, ray guns, soap bubbles, [...]
Tags: Shitty Titty Gang Bang, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted March 10th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening. So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ‘shopped green. Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY! Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses! In [...]
Tags: Metairie, Tidy Bowl Man