Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012

Theme: “Rubber Ducks, Dicks and Chicks… Have one, bring one or be one… Water might be involved… Quack!”
Start: Goodwill – 3400 Tulane Avenue, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:30pm get your ducklings in a row, 7:00pm shake a tail feather
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and maybe a change of shoes/clothes if you aren’t a waterfowl.

Need a beer hare for this trail! Contact Tidy Bowl: danheidel@hotmail.com or 504-452-6776

When you’re done shoving turkey and dressing into your gaping maw, before you lapse into a tryptophan-induced coma, cum out and help celebrate half a decade of Voodoo debauchery!

Date: Thursday, November 24, 2011

Theme: “Cum Naked” (Look, the hares pick the theme, okay? I just post it.)
Start: Rouses Market – 4500 Tchoupitoulas Street (corner of Tchoup & Napoleon)
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more)
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, birthday suit, Body Glide, a thirst for cold beer, leftovers

Date: Thursday, November 10, 2011

Theme: Wear your dang tutus!
Start: Tu-tulane University @ Audubon Park – St Charles Ave & Audubon Pl, New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers).
Bring: Flashlight, whistle, and of course your tutu. Word on the block is there will be a PRIZE for the best homemade tulle confection. Will there be an ice block for the wankers who refuse to dress up? Only one way to find out!

Date: Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Theme: BLACK, LIKE MY SOUL.
Start: St. Roch Tavern – 1200 Saint Roch Ave, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:00pm gather the mourners, 6:30pm bring out your dead *EARLY START TIME*
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man & Fill Me Up
Cost: $1 (no coins, please) and a 6 pack (bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers).
Bring: A flashlight and your prettiest black frock. …Seriously, show up in a damn dress or GTFO.

Date: Thursday, October 6, 2011

Theme: “Show off them legs!” (And looking at how the weather’s going, it may indeed be the last time you get to show ‘em off this season!)
Start: The end of Banks St. by the cemeteries – Banks St. & S. Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man and a virgin sacrifice
Cost: $1 and a 6 pack.
Bring: ID, whistle, flashlight, blah blah, y’all know all this by now. I’m not feeling too creative this week because my brain has already clocked out and gone to Savannah.

Love ya, miss ya, see ya next week!
ON-ON TO INTERAMERICAS HASH 2011!
-Swamp Gravy

Thursdays hash run…
Think Priest! Religion, start wearing purple and praise Ezekiel!  Or if you want to come dressed as Lions, that works too. I suspect that Second Cumming will be in his usual “attire.”

Hare: Hi Priest: TidyB

Need A beer Hare!  any takers?

Theme: Religion, Royalty, Buddha

Location: 1800 Block of Tulane Ave @ N. Roman, across from St. Joseph’s Church

6:30 show, 7:00 go, Bring a whistle a flashlight, a dollar, and a 6 pack

FREE ZA BOOOBS!!!!!

This Thursday marks the historic day that VooDoo is running it’s #203 hash. Well and also the start of the French Revolution. And to honor that we are going to act French. No we aren’t going to the Quarter silly, we are going to where they are uptight and snooty like the French, Uptown. And as an added bonus I hear there is going to be shiggy. Now your asking “Shiggy in Uptown?” It could very well be a soccer field (USA! USA! USA!). So sharpen you guillotine, fry those potato sticks, don’t shave, and starch your white flag, then get ready and go hashing!

Theme: Bastille Day!  Red, White and Blue…   French Theme

Hare is: TidyB.

Start: Corner of NAPOLEON AVE & ST. CHARLES AVE…Neutral Ground by the  Historic Sign
Same Hash Time(6:30 show, 7:00 GO), Same Hash requirements, BRING; What YOU are DRINKING, a dollar, flashlight, whistle, costume, shiggy socks, and a fun attitude!!!

Keeping up with tradition, we will have a Voodoo ceremony on Bayou St. John during the hash. Wear all white this week. Cum help us celebrate! Get your ass to the hash. Bring a 6 pack, $1, and be ready to fucking hash! It’s the 200th hash motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hares: TidyBowlMan, Fill Me Up, Mystery Hare
Theme: Voodoo Ceremony Attire (All white)
When: Thursday, June 23rd, 6:30pm show, 7:00pm geaux!
Where: Bridge in Bayou St. John, in front of Cabrini High School, 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack. whistle, flashlight, and some cash for a t-shirt ($10).

Remember,
If you Eyes aren’t down there, they better be Up Here!

ON-ON!

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Hares: Tidy Bowl Man!
Theme: Professional attire (red, white, and blue) or a hobo
When: Thursday, April 7th, 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm Geaux!
Location: Goodwill Parking Lot – Tulane Ave and Jefferson Davis.

Bring $1, 6 pack of beer, whistle and FLASHLIGHT! If you forget to bring beer, then bring $10 and you be forced to drink Eyes Up here’s Bud Light lime!

As our hare, Tidy Bowl Man, would say, “I am so funny, I kill myself!!! ” Well, whether celebrities kill themselves through pills, alcohol, or erotic asphyxiation, we love us some dead ones. We’re putting the fun in Funeral this week. Show up as someone famous, who’s dead! Show up as someone they played in a movie. It’s a FUNeral theme, so dress up you fucking wankers.

NOH3 needs volunteers for the two water stations for the Rock N Roll marathon. Meet at Sunday 7am, Esplanade and N. Derbigny. Red Dress is mandatory!!! Food, beer, music will be provided for volunteers only, you greedy lazy bastards.

on-on,
Everything Butt Sex

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Hare: Tidy Bowl Man, Just Sean (Virgin LAy)
Theme: Dead Celebrities
Location: Schoen Funeral Home, 3827 Canal Street, New Orleans, LA, 70119
Time: THURSDAY, February 10th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

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