Posted May 24th, 2011 by Pastor Bait-Her
Tuh kick off dis Memorial Day week’en, we ax ya tuh face ya duty an mawch acrawss da mighty Industrial Canal, past da lowah nint, tuh dat pawt’uh da map labeled “Here Be Yats”. Arabi (da Parish) is da locayshin dis week, an befor’ya stawt whinin’ about whey’it is, jus considah what’uh pussy ya soun [...]
Tags: Arabi, Battlesnatch Galacticunt, Eat Tail Suck Head, Tandy Ass
Posted September 27th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I KNOW NOZING! I get the feeling we’ll be hearing a lot of the from Tidy Bowl this Thursday. Why? Well, I’ll give you four good reasons: 1) Have you met Tidy? 2) ZE GERMANS ARE COMING! 3) Your mom. This Thursday, we’ll be celebrating Ökshïggyfëst, a holiday just made up by our hares, Tandy [...]
Tags: Game Ovary, Tandy Ass
Posted October 14th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
This past Sunday, Tandy Ass’ father Spread ‘Em Wide (Louis) passed away. Spream ‘Em Wide was a long-ago hasher with NOH3. I was fortunate enough to spend time with him right after Katrina and then sporadically over the past few years. Louis was truly a special person – incredibly kind, devilishly clever, and incredibly smart. [...]
Tags: Spread 'Em Wide, Tandy Ass
Posted July 29th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well, my harriers and harriettes, my socks and shoes are infused with dirt, and my left ankle is bleeding. That’s right, it’s been another successful meeting of the VooDoo Hash House Harriers!!! Today we had a mystery hare… we wouldn’t find out what asshole was about to lead us astray until we got there. This [...]
Tags: City Park, Fill Me Up, Lakeshore, Mystery Hare, Tandy Ass