The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
In the spirit of “The Dude”, instead of giving the hares a hard time in this week’s write up; I will leave all you wanks with some awesome hash advice. Have fun No short cutting trail If you do short cut trail, be really good at it Debts from punishments will be paid in beer [...]
Tags: Jizz Rag, Marigny, T.W.O.T.
Yeah, so I’m lagging on my own hash trash. Here in New Orleans, partying doesn’t stop after the hash and especially when Krewe du Vieux kicked off Carnival parading season this past Saturday. So how would one rate my haring hiatus with Non Stop Oral? Well actually, we don’t give a damn what you think [...]
Tags: Non-Stop Oral, T.W.O.T., Uptown
Ya herd? I really didn’t know to think when T.W.O.T. told me this week’s theme was the Cuntry dirtay South. So I did what any white, middle class, male, computer programmer would do. I looked it up on UrbanDictionary.com Dirty South – Where the best comes from. Where they get crunk at. Where the thickest [...]
Tags: Non-Stop Oral, T.W.O.T., Uptown
Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two [...]
Tags: Any Cock Will Deaux, Batteries Not Included, Hash Trash, Pastor Bait-Her, Princess Lay-ya, T.W.O.T.
I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone! Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Puppy Love Machine, T.W.O.T.
Although T.W.O.T. would love to receive presents (especially from Mr. Binky’s), this is a charitable hash. Try to bring an unwrapped toy for kids, she will be dropping it off at the actual Toys for Tot drop off location in Metairie. She also said bring your bitches because this is a dog friendly trail. Also, [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mid-City, T.W.O.T.
Krewe Du Vieux Fundraiser tonight & NOH3 Christmas Party If you aren’t on the mailing list, e-mail Voodoo.hash@gmail.com and ask to add your e-mail. If you don’t feel like asking, feel free to write an e-mail cursing us out and demanding that shit. Pig Roast Promo Flyer. Show up. I’ve never been, but I’m sure it’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Bumbletard, Cho Penis, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man
Ya know for a Naked Theme, I surprisingly only saw one pair of tits the entire trail (thank you Lick A Lotta Cock, those are some Damn Good Tits). Even Enough Already was covered from head to toe! So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Baby Facial, Brokeback Dyke, Eyes Up Here, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
For baby jebus sakes, some of you have been hashing for a god damn year. It’s ten fucking words. The song goes like this: ”Roll her over, oh so softly. Gently in the grass…” Use the Googles for something other than wanking off if you’re still confused. If you missed last night, not only did you [...]
Tags: Lake Vista, Lick A Lotta Cock, Red Dress, T.W.O.T., Tidy Bowl Man, Top Cum
