This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e  cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle.

There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also made it a point to tell me that FLASHLIGHTS ARE NEEDED! So bring yours! (I’m lookin’ at you, Just Miranda)

Ralph will be hosting the on-after – I think he’s making gumbo or something equally awesome.

Theme: Wilderness Survival / Inglourious Basterds / Hunting
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave) 5:30ish
Start: 827 Harrison Ave. (Big empty parking lot)
Time: 6:30
Hares: Just Ralph (Virgin Lay!) and Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly basterd. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Joining them was Cock a Booty Boo,
who recently given Everything Butt Sex the flu,
Lick a Lotta Cock showed up with steaks and champagne,
Until then, the pre-lube, had been midly tame.

We finally ventured on to the neutral ground of Miss Mae’s,
Where we found Lick A lotta Cock hashing with her tits on display.
She also wore black leather boots to the hash,
Pretty sure she was short a six pack and one dollar in cash.

TidyBowlMan was the sole hare,
Did I mention Lick A Lotta Cock’s tits were bare?
We did chalk talk, told dirty jokes, and a whistle started to race,
The ground was slippery and a couple of people fell on their face.
Slam Bam was accused of boy scouting on trail,
Turns out it was dark which lead to an epic fail,
You see, he thought the fallen hasher on all fours was a lamb.
Instantly a harriette was in a jam.
This was evident by the wet spot on Booty boo’s back
and the satisfied grin Slam Bam had after he stood up and adjusted his sack.

We talked about penis size vs vagina depth at the beer near,
A couple of the harriers braved the conversation with no fear.
About a third of the hash pee’d on trail,
This happens when everyone brings light beer instead of a good ale.

Onward to On-in we dashed
Circle and goodies was hosted by Kiss My Trash.

One at a time we left the site.
Twas a good hash and all had a good night.

- Everything Butt Sex

If you have nothing to do tomorrow (or even if you do have something to do), roll outta bed and head to Gretna where Slam Bam Thank You Lamb is hosting the party. It starts at 1pm, and will run till, actually I don’t know. It’s a BYOB, so make bring your favorite adult beverages.

And, before I go…
1) It’s a party in New Orleans in August – it’s always appropriate to bring extra ice
2) If I were you, I wouldn’t pass out there – I’m just sayin’.

976 Kingsway Dr. East Gretna La 70056