Posted February 25th, 2011 by 8 Lays A Week
I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, Eyes Up Here, No Cunt Troll, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Voodoo Camp Out
Posted February 21st, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
We’re starting uptown, and for the love of the flying spaghetti monster I hope our hares don’t finish in a neighborhood. Apparently, 1000′s of screaming drunks can show up in the garden district for a parade, but 40 some odd hashers are just too damn loud during circle! When Slam and No Cunt Troll are [...]
Tags: Mardi Gras, No Cunt Troll, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Uptown
Posted March 16th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle. There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The [...]
Tags: Lakeview, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Virgin Lay
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house. He noticed that someone had left without their blouse. Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care, He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there. They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head, head, [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted August 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Ahh yes, the Toga Party. Who doesn’t love a social function where you grab your bedsheet and literally roll out of bed, dressed appropriately? If you have nothing to do tomorrow (or even if you do have something to do), roll outta bed and head to Gretna where Slam Bam Thank You Lamb is hosting [...]
Tags: Slam Bam Thank You Lamb