On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

Hares: Skin Whistle and Bumbletard
Theme: Pretty in Pink
Location: 701 Metairie Rd Metairie, LA 70005; Old Metairie Village Shopping Center; Right next to the Blockbuster.
Time: Thursday, September 23rd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Thursday’s run was in celebration of Skin Whistle and Dry Hole Whistle Blower’s nuptials and man was that a rough, wet lay. It started off at Coconut Beach/West End Park and went seemly well until some fuckin’ Wanker who has yet to be identified yelled “YBF” in the middle of True Trail and sent half the pack off in the wrong direction looking for “true trail.” From what I hear from the Front Running Bastards, the actual true trail had some really nice shiggy on it. Too bad us slower wankers were just wondering around in Robért’s Parking Lot looking like some lost virgins in search of what every virgin yearns for …. BEER!

After we finally found BN, the second half was much more enjoyable and brought us much satisfaction running through shiggy, jumping fences and left most of us completely wet (like all good lays should). Yea we had some cuts and bruises afterward, but it was all worth it after a quick swim in Lake Pontchartrain led us to the On-In and what we all love, more BEER!

Overheard on trail: “This trail has to be A to B because there’s only one way in and out of West End Park” –Leave it to our great hares to be inventive.

Circle was like our trail, started off tame but ended up wet and yeasty. Pastor preformed a quick ceremony for the newly wed couple which included the Harriette, formally known as Dry Hole, taking her bed lovers name and shall now forth be known as Whistle Blower.

We had quite a few FRBs drink but after all the drunkenness I can only remember Broke Back Dyke and Bumble-Tard. There were also a lot of Back Sliders, Non-Theme wearing Bastards and we celebrated a bunch of Birthdays —- Happy Womb Emancipation Day to all!

Shortly after that circle soon became like a scene out of Coyote Ugly with beer flying every which way. Eyes Up Here gave all of us a show with his teeny weenie bikini. After too many down-downs everyone seemed to be pouring beer on their heads….Head? Who said Head? I’ll take some of that! TWOT, Urine Jail and I decided we were done drinking and decided to just pour the beer craniums.  A good time was definitely had by all.

Next week’s run is out in Old Metairie near the Langenstein’s so get your Wanking Asses out there and maybe not call a false YBF this time?

On- On,

8 Lays A Week

Reminders:

October 1-3 is the Texas Crab Hash texascrabhash.com

Bumble-Tard is doing the MS Tour for Cure – Check out his donation page, he is offering his Saints vs. Panthers ticket (Section 551) to the highest (sperm) donor. MS Tour for Cure Donations

Skin Whistle promises to take Dry Hole for better or for worse, on the rag and in health, on bad hair days and good, to have and to hash with until death do they part.

Dry Hole promises to take Skin Whistle for better or for worse, in vomit and in shiggy, with his farts and his smell, to have and to hash with until death do they part.

May they go forth and multiply, bearing many new little horrors to fill our trails!,
Everything Butt Sex

Hares: Skin Whistle and Dry Hole
Theme: Wedding (Cross Dressing Event)
Location: Parking lot on the West End BLVD of West End Park. North of Coconut Beach and Murray Yacht Sales. 7356 W Roadway St New Orleans, LA 70124-1650[
Time: Thursday, September 16th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

 
I know I know, we’ve had a bad run with virgin hares as of late, but A) you have to start somewhere, and B) shut up and hare you lazy bastard. This week we take our chances in the small (but not cabbage-scented) hands of Just Teeny.

May Breesus have mercy on our souls.

Also, if you have some clothes that you want the VDH3 Rabbit Logo silk screened onto, bring it! Here’s the low down:
- the cost will be $6.00 per print (so a back and front shirt will cost $12 to print)
- payment due with garment
- printed garments will be distributed at the voodoo christmas hash (date TBD)
- printing will be in black or white ink only (please specify)
- no guarantees of work (like last year, if the printer screws up and ruins your shirt, then that sucks)

Hares: Just Teeny (Virgin!) and Skin Whistle (Soooooo not a virgin hare)
When: December 10th, 6:30 pm
Where: Blockbuster/Circle K/Shell parking lot, 6225 S. Claiborne Ave New Orleans, LA 70125
Theme: Spy vs. Spy / Black or White attire

You know the usual deal – bring $1 and a six pack, $6 if you’re one of those beerless bastards. Bring a flashlight and a whistle. If you get cold easily, don’t be an idiot and not bring any warm clothes.

Grab your bikinis, and get ready to run! This beach-themed hash is Dry Hole’s Virgin Lay, and she’ll be doing it in a bikini! Fellas, this is no excuse either – so grab your old lady’s bikini top (preferably while she’s wearing it) and get going!

Standard fare applies – $1 and a six-pack, bring a whistle and a flashlight.