#167 – Three Wise Men

Everything Butt Sex — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 13:21:24 +0000

If you need to look up the short version of the Three Wise men, I looked it up on the Googles for ya. Who would have thought, in the retelling, the main characters would be Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, and Just Sophia? I’m sure the same people would expect the gifts to be flour and golden beer!!!!!!!!

Hares: Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, Just Sophia (Beer Hare)
Theme: Three Wise Men, Togas, Something Biblical?
Location: Lee Circle Circle
Time: THURSDAY, December 2nd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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Tags: Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, Warehouse District

Epic Campout was EPIC

Pastor Bait-Her — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:31:59 +0000

Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest!

I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout Class of 2010: (in order of naming)

Just Dominic – Shit Candy

Just Sara – Pickup Fuck

Just Jeff – Jefferson Starfish, Just Jason – Game Ovary, Just Marcelle – 8 Lays a Week

Just Mike – Cold Wet Douche

Just Darren – Top Queer

Well done, VooDoo, well done. I can’t wait ’till next year, when we’ll hopefully be somewhere that we don’t have to pipe down after 10pm.

Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Cold Wet Douche, Game Ovary, Jefferson Starfish, Naming, Shit Candy, Top Queer, Voodoo Camp Out

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#167 – Three Wise Men

Epic Campout was EPIC