You’re $40 covers a park donation, food, beer, and gimmies for the hash. Gimmies are only available for hashers who sign up by June 3rd. We also have $25 no gimmie option. Food and beer will be provided, Saturday, the day of the hash only. We have an optional camp out on the nights of the 11th and 12th. TidyBowlMan will be at the campsite at 2pm on Friday the 11th. Camping is free, but you must bring your own food, beer, and shelter for the two nights.

Things to bring: Money, hats, sunblock, shiggy socks, dry clothes, tent, sunglasses(cheap) bug spray extra beer, food for you, lawn chair, towels, bathing suits, and anything else that you can think of Tarp, booths, clean shoes, fuck the clothes, but bring condoms. Especially that Trojan Extacy brand. I’m being serious, if I’m in a bind and someone throws me one of those Lifestyles they give away at the free clinic there will be consequences and repercussions. Fuck all you wankers soon!

On-On!,
Everything Butt Sex

Hares: TidyBowlMan & a Guest Hare!
Location: Louisiana Renaissance Fair Grounds 46468 River Road Hammond, LA 70401
Theme: We’re “ Cumming together, not coming apart!”
Cost: $40.00 or $25 (without gimmies) or 30.00 same day (no gimmie)
Date: Saturday, June 12th, 2010
Time: 12:00 PM meet, 2:00 go!
Send money via PayPal – ononfrb@hotmail.com

Please note that if you register SAME DAY! You are NOT Guaranteed Gimmes!

Directions: WWW.LAFG.ORG

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT WE HAVE BOUNDARIES IN WHICH WE MUST STAY IN, ON THESE GROUNDS. YOUR ATTENDANCE TO THIS EVENT WAIVES ANY AND ALL PERSONS RELATED TO THE GROUNDS AND ALL HASH GROUPS FROM RECOVER OF ANY FINANCIAL MATTERS DUE TO STUPIDITY, INJURY, LODGING, TRANSPORTATION AND/OR ARREST! THE ROAD AROUND THE PERIMETER OF THESE GROUNDS ARE OUR BORDERS AND WE MUST STAY WITHIN THEM. THERE ARE PLENTY OF HUNTERS OTHERWISE!. YOUR PAYMENT TO THIS EVENT MEANS THAT YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS WARNING!
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The trail was through the area of good ol’ Jefferson Parish by the river, criss-crossing train tracks and passing under highways and byways and dipping through ditches and some shiggerific overgrowth. I don’t know about you, but I was ankle-deep in mud in a few places. Well done to our THREE HARES. Seriously, who needs three hares to lay a trail? And with three hares, surely you don’t need a 10-minute head start. They laid enough YBFs and false trails to make even a cheetah exhausted. I’m serious. A fucking cheetah.

We had FOUR NEW VIRGINS today. We only would’ve needed one more to make a gangbang. But I guess foursomes are cool, too. So we introduced ourselves to them, and they to us, and we asked them who made them cum to the hash. One of them even said no one made him cum – he wanted to come! We encourage this kind of enthusiasm here at the VooDoo HHH. Our ultimate goal is to foster an environment in which orgies can grow and thrive. It’s like a, grassroots community thing. Good for the kids.

We had a slew of accusations tonight! I think there were about ten people in the circle, and that was even before Wee-Blow called in the hares for screwing up chalk talk. Sinners walk among us.

To wrap things up, we had some awards – a few VooDoo candles* and a couple of necklaces**.  Then we had some announcements – upcoming hares are booked through October, Erectiaphobic and I were voluntold to be the hares on Oct. 22nd, Fill Me Up is having a birthday bash, and the Deutsches Haus is holding Oktoberfest for the next 4 weekends. Plus, THE 100TH VOODOO HASH IS GOING DOWN NEXT WEEK! Be there, and don’t forget the social next Friday, too!  All that and more will be dutifully posted on the calendar.

Oh, and they made me dance like a zombified Michael Jackson for the umpteenth time. Assholes.

On-On,
Lack-a-Virgin, Hey!

 
*Mexican candles
**NOT pearl necklaces… unfortunately