Trail #556 – “Shark Week or Better Late Than Never” – Scouts On Her

  That’s right y’all it’s time to celebrate the greatest race you’ve ever won in your life.  Be that escaping the apex predator of the wide ocean or wriggling out of a fishing net narrowly avoiding losing your appendages to fin soup.  So grab your 6 pack and whistle, and come on out.  One things for sure. we’re gonna need a bigger boat. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: July 27, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Shark Week or Better Late Than Never Start Address: Goodwill on the corner of Jeff. Davis & Tulane Ave. (3400 Tulane Ave., … Continue ReadingTrail #556 – “Shark Week or Better Late Than Never” – Scouts On Her

Trail # 550 – 5th Anal Life Aquatic Hash – Pussy Whisker, KW3, CUM muter, and Scouts On Her

Join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 5th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the leopard shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin) or you can go topless! Just watch out for pirates… Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pak (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, TOWEL Start: Maison de Macarty 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare and Co-Hares: Pussy Whisker, KW3, Cummuter, Scouts On Her Beer Hare: I’m a Delicate Fucking … Continue ReadingTrail # 550 – 5th Anal Life Aquatic Hash – Pussy Whisker, KW3, CUM muter, and Scouts On Her

Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle Date: Thursday, June 8th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Start: Duncan Plaza (corner of Perdido and Loyola) 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112 Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3 Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle Pre-Lube Location: Walk … Continue ReadingTrail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the importance of community awareness in circle location. Section 4 will be the oral examination on hash culture and traditions. I’m Scouts On Her. Myself and Ur(in)e Circle will be your proctors. There will be no bathroom breaks. One brief break between each section, and a … Continue ReadingTrail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Trail # 503 – Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness – Scouts On Her

You guessed it folks! September is here, and if going back to school wasn’t enough, here is a month of worrying about your house flooding to go with it! But fear not, Scouts on Her will show you how to float down canal with out a care, and how to stay wet in all the right ways! So put on you best “oh shit where is the family dog” outfit and come learn how to make it through this years most fun month! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, a platoon of Texas national guard Date: Thursday, 1 September 2016 – 6:30 … Continue ReadingTrail # 503 – Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness – Scouts On Her