Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided to start in or around the parking lot at Magazine and Girod. Hipsters and treehuggers may recognize this as the lot where they have the Saturday morning farmers market. But, as some of you may know, the NFL Kickoff parade is ending at Girod and Tchoup around 7, and then theres the 70k people headed to the dome. SOOOOOO, depending on what time Lick-A decides to show up with the beer, we may or may not be able to park anywhere near there. Either way, if she isn’t there, I’ll throw you wanks a prelim trail that can get you to our impromptu start. Theres gonna be cameras, media, tourists and black and gold everywhere, so do your best to stand out, like a good hasher always does. I plan on hashing us into a location we can catch kickoff, before it happens. And, in a very un-Dickie style, it will prob be quick and painless, unless someone asks for it rough .

On-On,

Dickie Wong (See what I did there?)

Hares: Dickie and Tidy
Theme: Black and Bold
Location: magazine and girod. Or follow the hash from there to nearest parking spot.
Time: Thursday, September 9th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm on tha muthafuckin dot, Go!
Pre-Lube: The Girod and Tchoup waitin on the NFL Parade! Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. Or, you can bring $1 for the hash and $5 to drink off lickalottacocks keg. (Bitch better have some cups.)

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?”

Well, I can prove it. I want to take you to a day in VooDoo History, back to September 7th, when I posted up the information for that week’s hash, #98 – Tight Ends and Wide Receivers.

Quoth the Pastor:

“This Sunday is the first Saints game of the regular season. And by regular season, I mean awesome season. And by awesome season, I mean THE season. Finally.”

See? I told you so.

So, this weeks hash (surprisingly not (co-) hared by me), has a Saints theme. Duh.
That dirty Colts lover Fill Me Up, but apparently she has a busted knee. I’m sure that “knee” is the new, hip, street-lingo for “pride”, but I could be wrong, and it could actually be her knee.

Also a note: Muses will be rolling around this location that night, so parking might be tricky. If you have hashers in your area, try to carpool.

Hares: Shiver Me Nipples (Virgin Lay!) and Tidy Bowl Man
When: February 11th, 6:30 pm
Where: Samuel Square – Loyola and Napoleon
Pre-Lube: Fat Harry’s (St. Charles and Napoleon), 5ish
Theme: SAAAAAAAIIIIIIINTS! (Black and Gold!)

This Sunday is the first Saints game of the regular season. And by regular season, I mean awesome season. And by awesome season, I mean THE season. Finally.

I don’t care if you’re not a fan of the great game of handegg, I know each and every one of you has some black and gold in their closet. So grab it, put it on, and come on down to the CBD ’cause the Pastor is haring this week. I don’t think it got brought up by whatever slack-ass RA ran circle last week, so I’ll go ahead and step up.

Hare: Pastor Bait-Her
When: September 10th, 6:30 pm
Where: East Corner of the Superdome (Poydras St. and LaSalle St.)
Theme: SAAAAAAAIIIIIIINTS! (Black and Gold!)

Remember, all you need to bring is $1, a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight.