Posted August 30th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
In the words of Game Ovary, “There hasn’t been this much smoke on the water since Michael Phelps. Air quality resembles the interior of Lemmy Kilmister’s lungs.” At first I thought, “What are we gonna do! Nobody wants to run a hash in this mess!” — as evidenced by the fact that not a single [...]
Tags: Mexican Gum Job, Saints, Uptown, Virgin Lay
Posted September 10th, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
I think everyone’s a little hungover from last night so I’ll keep this short, just like Dickie’s Lay. One word for last night: SUPER! Our defending SUPERbowl Champions gave us a SUPER WIN! Well maybe it wasn’t that super but hey a win is a win. And We put Favre on the Ground! Oh yea [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, Saints
Posted September 7th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Downtown, Saints, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted February 9th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
First and foremost: WHO DAT! Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?” Well, I can prove [...]
Tags: Saints, Shiver Me Nipples, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted September 7th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I can’t believe it’s that time again chickens. It’s Handegg Season! Not sure what handegg is? Don’t spend enough time on the internet? Well here’s handegg: This Sunday is the first Saints game of the regular season. And by regular season, I mean awesome season. And by awesome season, I mean THE season. Finally. I [...]
Tags: CBD, Pastor Bait-Her, Saints