If you remember last year we were short of beer at the end! To fix this problem we are going to stop at many a bar. So things to bring; A dollar (no coins, for rego),  a six pack (minimum), cash or something to use as a bar currency, a flash light, and a whistle. And new this week a photo ID to prove that you are of the legal drinking age. I hate to be a dick about this, but if you are not 21 you CAN NOT RUN with us, we are doing this because we don’t want out of town guests getting in trouble for you doing something stupid, and we are going to bars.

So to get to the fun stuff:

Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 GEUAX (aka: go)

Location: Esplanade neutral ground outside of the Mint (for out of townees look below)

Hares: Fill Me Up and Swamp Gravy

Theme: … do I really have to put this?

Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and T.W.O.T. will be taking you on a run through the Marigny!

Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the neutral ground (median for you wankers) on Elysian Fields, 6:30, and the hares will take off at 7.

We WILL be stopping at several bars, so make sure you clowns bring some cash for the bar stops! You still need to bring your $1 and a six-pack

I think there’s something I’m forgetting … what could it be… OH YEAH!

WEAR A RED SKIRT or you’re not fucking running and we get to keep your beer!

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

VooDoo at the Crown & Anchor

This week, we’ve all been seeing red.

The NOH3 Red Skirt Run on Monday.  RDR Expo at Ernst Cafe.  VooDoo Red Skirt Run on Thursday.  Red Dress Pre-Lube on Friday.  If you were anywhere near New Orleans’ French Quarter or the Marigny this week, then it is impossible that you haven’t seen people in red dresses.  This has been a record breaking marathon of debauchery, and we haven’t even climaxed yet.

The crazy red drunks started coursing through the quarter on Monday night and the flow hasn’t ebbed yet.  We’ve run up and down Bourbon Street, we’ve criss-crossed through Frenchmen, and we’ve trampled the CBD.  We invaded bars throughout the area, we were served beer by the NOLA Brewing guys, we consumed countless pizzas, and we hopped on a ferry and rode it to Algiers and back for chrissakes!  We’ve disturbed the peace, exhibited rampant public intoxication, shown off all that junk in our trunk no one wanted to see, and I now know my bra size (I’m a 38A).

It wasn’t easy regaining consciousness and dragging our asses out of bed this morning to do it one more time, but beer is a powerful motivator.  In the immortal words of George Leigh Mallory, “Why do we drink it?  Because it’s there.“  Now go put on your red dresses, and we’ll see you there.  It’s gonna be a blast.

On On,

Lack-a-Virgin, Hey!

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of year again! RED DRESS RUN Time!

Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and Pastor Bait-Her will be taking you on a run through the Marigny!

Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the corner of Frenchmen and Royal at 6:30, and the hares will take off at 7.

We WILL be stopping at several bars, so make sure you clowns bring some cash for the bar stops! You still need to bring your $1 and a six-pack ($6 if you just want to be mean and not bring beer).

I think there’s something I’m forgetting … what could it be… OH YEAH!

WEAR A RED SKIRT!

Tags: Fill Me Up, Marigny, Pastor Bait-Her, Red Skirt Run
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