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#118 – Wet Dreams

Pastor Bait-Her — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:38:49 +0000

I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info:

WHO DAT, BITCHES!

And now back to our regular programming:

Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, Ready Whip
When: 6:30pm, Jan 21st
Where: Celebration Church at Transcontinental and I-10
Pre-Lube: Step Brothers Bar – W. Napoleon and Transcontinental
On-After: Just Darren’s at 2516 Margie St. Metairie, LA 70003.
Theme: cum dressed as your dream
Costs: $1 and a Six-Pack. Bring a six pack, I’m tired of running out of beer. And bring a flashlight and a gorram whistle.

Tags: Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream

“Just Dustin” No Longer

Pastor Bait-Her — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:19:34 +0000

Thursday’s hash might have been a titty bit nipply (according to you whiny, unprepared bastards), but that didn’t stop us from running shitty trail, having a circle, and naming a hasher.

It did stop us from giving Ready Whip the “birthday cake” she so richly deserved, but I did just mark down her 1/2 birthday in the calendar (which also happens to be a Thursday!) as a reminder during warmer times. But I digress.

This is all about Just Dustin. And when I say “all about Just Dustin”, I really mean this is all about everything butt sex.

Watch your cornholes, hashers – Everything Butt Sex is on the loose!

Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Naming, Ready Whip

#111 – 40 Days and Nights

Pastor Bait-Her — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:07:51 +0000

Jeebus spent 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness fasting while being tempted by all things sinful. A 40-something time period, whether days, months, or years is ALWAYS a period of testing, trial, probation, or chastisement (but not judgment) and ends with a period of restoration, revival or renewal. Well, Ready Whip is turning 40 this Thursday and “G” knows she’s has had 40 years of testing and trials so lets celebrate like Hashers do: Drink beer, cuss a lot and be as sinful as possible. So, come dressed as your favorite religious icon and get your sin on.

Hares: Ready Whip and Just Adrienne
When: December 3rd, 6:30 pm
Where: Fat Harry’s (4330 Saint Charles Ave.)
Theme: Religious Icon

You know the usual deal – bring $1 and a six pack, $6 if you’re one of those beerless bastards. Bring a flashlight and a whistle.

Tags: Ready Whip, Uptown

VooDoo’s 101 Chalmatians

Pastor Bait-Her — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:19:23 +0000

Well, the mighty 100th hash has come and gone, and I reckon it’s time move on … move on DOWN DA ROAD! That’s right chickens! We’re hashing in ST. BERNARD GODDAMN PARISH!

Tighter Twat and Ready Whip will be taking us on a hash that I’m sure we’ll want to, but will never forget. Looks like there’s plenty of shiggy in the area, so it may not be a bad idea to throw on some shiggy socks.

WATCH OUT ST. BERNARD! HERE CUMS THE VOODOO!

Hares: Tighter Twat and Ready Whip
When: October 8th, 6:30 pm
Where: Old Wal*Mart parking lot at W Judge Perez St and Dr Meraux Blvd, Chalmette
Theme: Dalmatian, Chalmatian

$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you suck and don’t bring any beer. As always, don’t be the 1% that doesn’t bring your flashlight and a whistle!

Tags: Chalmette, Ready Whip