Posted September 3rd, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Who knew there was an actual Queef Meter? Howard Stern beat us to the punch, apparently. Well, I still like ours better, despite last week’s trail: For now. Tags: Queef Meter
Tags: Queef Meter
Posted August 31st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Words cannot describe the trail left by our dear hares this past Thursday. What can we say? 2 in the Mouth, 5 in the Hole’s (2Mo5Ho) first trail was about what one would expect from a virgin lay. Couple that with Queef Meter as a co-hare (who has only hared once, and that was with [...]
Tags: Queef Meter, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole
Posted August 25th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: 2 In The Face, 5 In The Hole and Queef Meter (Double Virgins Lays?!?) When: August 27th, 6:30 pm Where: Shelter #10, Audubon Park Theme: Bak to Skool Uh-oh, it looks like we may have a couple of hare-virgins coming out to get schooled this week. I’m not sure if Queef has hared or [...]
Tags: Audubon Park, Queef Meter, Uptown
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well boys and girls, yet another week has gone by without any sign of hash trash. Your beloved and belated trash writer has struck again. So for those of you who were sitting safely at home on Thursday, slurping cola and lounging in your hover chair, hoping to vicariously experience the hash through the warm [...]
Tags: Chum Dumpster, Naming, Queef Meter
Posted July 17th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Awww, shit. Named hashers in the hizoooooooooooouse! Sorry about that, I promise it won’t happen again. I … I just don’t know what got over me. Oh, wait, yes I do – last night was a Hasher Naming Extravaganza! Ladies and gents, please allow me to re-introduce you to: Just Bea, now known as Udderly [...]
Tags: Chum Dumpster, Naming, Queef Meter