Posted June 28th, 2011 by Eyes Up Here
Ok, I was going to think of something witty and sarcastic to say about how shitty puppy trails are, but as I was carrying a bag of dog chow up the stairs I decided to make this short and sweet (like a good love making machine… for puppies). So it is the final coming for [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, Puppy Love Machine
Posted March 9th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
I know it’s late guys, but fuck you. It was Mardi Gras, and I was drunk. I know you guys have been living off of Popeyes, king cake, and that Purple Pussy shit from the Holiday Inn for the past couple of weeks. It’s time to get a good run in. Puppy Love is bringing [...]
Tags: Puppy Love Machine, Uptown
Posted January 14th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, I.M.E., Puppy Love Machine, T.W.O.T.
Posted January 10th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Bring your flashlight. The infamous Puppy Love is bringing out of our safety zone this week. Bring your flashlight. The run starts so fucking far East of New Orleans the closest thing you can find to a po-boy is those delicious sandwiches made at Dong Phuong. Bring your flashlight. It’s an all shiggy run. Bring [...]
Tags: Eyes Up Here, Puppy Love Machine, shiggy
Posted January 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK! Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a maskĀ (HIGHLY recommended). Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, [...]
Tags: Puppy Love Machine, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted November 13th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
S H IIIIIIIIIII T T YYYYYY T R A I L This weeks circle started out as #96 did – with our 3 hares ( Indickcision, Penis Fly Crap, Just Dave (who was caught!) ) sitting on ice, so I won’t go on and on about the quality of last night’s trail. But the circle. [...]
Tags: Penis Fly Crap, Puppy Love Machine, Spermin' for Germans, Uptown