Posted June 6th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Seems like I’ve been talking to hashers all over the world lately. Everywhere from Boston to California, stories of the Voodoo H3 have been sung around hash circles. Currently, we have Good Will Cunting whoring all over Europe. The Voodoo Founders are in Okinawa. Now we have over 80 hashers from all over the gulf [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, Mid-City, Princess Layless
Posted October 22nd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
“I’m dissapointed no one swam except for Bumbletard” -BB Dyke I, Teeny Weeny on Top, actually believe that if my fellow hashers took the eagle trail two Thursday nights ago, we’d be in for a longer night of resuscitating (making out with) some hashers. And the Hares: Brokeback and Princess Layless’ performance that night was [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Hash Trash, Princess Layless
Posted October 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
It’s a tale as old as STDs themselves – man searches long and far for pristine lands and riches beyond belief, only to leave the lands ruined and the virgins knocked up and in need of a free clinic. This week, we celebrate the conquests of Columbus, but instead of a filthy Italian leading the [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Princess Layless, West End
Posted September 3rd, 2010 by 8 Lays A Week
The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically [...]
Tags: Baby Facial, Dickie Wongstockings, Enough Already, Grand Opening, Hash Trash, Princess Lay-ya, Princess Layless
