Look it's TidyBowlMan on her back!

Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two would make them feel sooo sore.  Score! We definitely loved the Pac Man true trail, although it would have been cooler if you laid cherries or dead ghost for the taking.  Circle was interesting as we had a bigger turn out in the end thanks to auto hashers and latecummers. Special nod to Batteries Not Included for bringing this special character, Milton, to join us at Circle. Milton is running across country to raise money for a organization in Africa. He’s completed 1/3 of the journey as he stops in New Orleans. Hats off to you, overachiever! Check out his website to see Batteries and Just Dana featured in www.100daysofmadness.com and  the charity he’s busting ass for on www.ecye.org

Comic Con 2011 had nothing on these peeps.

And and THIS GUY here should know better. For the noobs, don’t wear brand new shoes to the hash ever. I promise you it doesn’t taste pleasant. Trust me.

And there was a naming! You can count on Just Dustin to dress up at every themed hash that we’ve had and this past one takes the cake as he’s stole this outfit from his little sister’s closet. Seriously,we’d be impressed if you roller skated that night. This bloke will be surely missed as he leaves for Scottsdale and will arrive there with his very own hash name of…

Final upcumming events and notes:

Be ready for our Annual Camp Out taking place April 1st. Registration is $40 and you can either pay Fill Me Up in cash or go to PayPal. Start looking for tents, roomies…

Bring article of clothing to get Voodoo logo screen printed. $5 per item. Please mark where you want the logo to go and make sure you write your name on it.

This cumming week’s hash is going to feature Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. Be ready for a short lived ride of your lives. Stay tuned for details…

However, I’m French…

#39 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/29/38-netflix/
#11 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/

Drinking to you Cho,

Teeny Weeny On Top

*So bring an extra $1 on top of your usual $1 and 6 pack to make an awesome donation. Also, don’t forget that Fill Me Up will be collecting whatever clothing you bring to be screen printed with our signature Voodoo logo. It’s $5 per logo. Just bring tons of cash if you can’t figure it out.

**Saturday, we will need some help in moving Chopenis’ furniture out from his house. Got a truck? Got muscles? Get in touch with me. He would definitely appreciate it.

You goddamn better. See y’all tonight!

ON ON!

We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar.

Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard?

If you show up, and you’re not wearing a black dress, or some semblance of a black dress, you can’t participate. Seriously.

Hares: Tidy Bowl Man and Pastor Bait-Her
Theme: If you’re confused as to what proper attire is for the “BLACK DRESS RUN”, don’t even bother showing up.
Location: Neutral Ground at Decatur St. and Elysian Fields Ave., New Orleans, LA
Time: MONDAY, November 1st. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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Last Thursday’s hash was lacy, tightie-whitey, briefs, and boxers. Thankfully there were no Granny Panties…..

Yup all you wankers took my threat seriously and everyone was out in full theme for Tidy Bowl’s Underwear Birthday Hash. Even Game Ovary made it ON TIME for once! We took off from New York Pizza and headed through uptown and down St. Charles. There were a lot of dogs out on this trail but no Puppy Love?

The trail was fairly straight and the first half was a lot like our hare …. short. But explain me this? Who puts a YBF a block away from beer near? Apparently our hares do. Are you trying to steer me AWAY from the beer? I thought this was a DRINKING club with a RUNNING problem….

Second half of trail wasn’t as nice as the first half, at least for me and a few other veteran wankers. Missing Period, Slam Bam, Cock-A-Bootie-Boo, myself and a few others lost trail and kept wondering between Tchop and Mag hopelessly asking if anyone had seen any beer.  With a little call-in for help we found out our sorry asses got lost only about two blocks away from the ON-IN. We did a couple of down downs for that one.

Our dear Pastor Bait-her tried to run circle but apparently his sabbatical from hashing made him forget how to show our lovely virgins how to properly do a down-down. Bunk Fuck Whoops Just Candice had an incestual lesbian moment when she made two virgins CUM which gave all the males chubs (which was quite obvious since everyone was wearing underwear). Some of them even CAME out of their underwear and all the girls shuttered at the sight of Non-Stop Oral’s hot dog dance. We made sure to get back at this wanker for this unwanted display by introducing him to Old McDonald’s Whale. We sang Tidy a good ole happy birthday fuck you but I musta heard wrong because apparently he was given a cake? But I didn’t see any….totally disappointed. I wanted some short-cake!

Happy Birthday You old Wanker!

This week’s hash is still a mystery since Tidy Bowl Man apparently can’t seal the deal but thankful Princess Lay-less has volunteered to step in (since he can’t get any himself) with possibly Broke Back Dyke?? Maybe that’s why he can’t get any pussy because he’s been swinging the other way. Don’t worry Lay-less, Broke Back Dyke will take it easy on you if it’s your first time.  Better see you Wankers out there this week in full theme again (whatever that might be).

On-on,

8 Lays A Week

So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a long predictably lay through Mid City and City Park area. I’m pretty sure Whacks off laid a similar trail on his virgin lay not tooo long ago if I remember correctly, that cemetery looked verrry familiar…. but with 8 lays a week who can remember anymore. Only complaint heard was that Chum and Dickie wanted more Rugby Girls on Trail. Boys, those Rugby girls are more manly than you two could ever be. Fill Me Up finally found Beer Near and was rewarded with Jell-O Shots after following a false BN that wasn’t laid by our hares and didn’t lead to any beer! What! No Beer! That should be illegal!

Some shortcutting Wankers tried to get a jump start on trail after BN and got caught. For punishment, Pastor Bait-Her made BrokeBack Dyke experience I.M.E. in ways only he can dream of. BrokeBack Dyke must love doing Down-Downs because like a bad case of herpes, he just couldn’t stay away. Not only did he get called out for FRB with TWOT but they also got called out for stealing hash beer after last week’s trail. Don’t mess with our beer or you’ll suffer the consequences.

Fill Me Up called Pastor into circle for losing his Happy Coat back in March! It has made its way to Texas and who knows where else since going M.I.A. Who’s got pictures?

Congratulations to Just Aaron for finally getting named “Eyes Up Here” after the tons of stupid shit this Wanker has pulled. He’s a hasher, he’s true blue. He’s a hasher through and through.

Next week Everything Butt Sex, Baby Facial and Princess Lay-Ya are taking us on a time warp back to the 80’s which apparently can be found in Metairie behind Chili’s. Who knew? So break out those side ponytails, legwarmers, and sweatbands and get your beer drinking asses out to Metairie! Maybe next week Puppy Love Machine won’t forget the ice chests.

On-On,
8 Lays a week

Reminders:
· Skin Whistle and Dry Hole’s Wedding Hash on Sept 16th
· September 18th is Gulf Coast H3 500th hash. (Mobile, AL) gch3.org
· October 1-3 is the Texas Crab Hash texascrabhash.com

But I won’t be the only one! That’s right kids! Three hares for the price of one!

“What?” I hear you say? How is this possible? Well, here’s how this little experiment is going to work: I’ll lay trail the first half of the first leg – and then stop. whoever is FRB takes over, making their own way to the designated beer stop.

Rinse, repeat for the second half of trail.

Let’s see if we can do this without needing to buy 3 bags of ice.

Also, anyone want to beer hare? Drop Pastor a line.

Theme: None
Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and 2 random FRBs
Start: Napoleon and Magazine St. Neutral Ground
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Ms. Mae’s (20 ft. from start)

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Flash forward to April Fool’s day, Indicksion (that dead hare bitch) was caught pre-laying trail and being an over achieving bastard by running extra laps around Audubon park at the beer near while everyone else was consuming alcohol. For an April fool’s prank, all the harriers and harrierettes piled into a couple of trucks at the beer near and rode back to the On-In and continued drinking and singing hash songs. Meanwhile, back on trial, Indicksion and Dickie WongStockings ran a couple of miles laying flour for no one to follow.

Then circle happened. Who knew so many virgins lived in Marrero? I being cereal bra. Why would Cold Wet Douche bring new shiny boots? I realize you need to add flavor to bud light, but there has to be a better way. Who could have guessed Pick Up Fuck would cum late again? At least this time she wasn’t caught, on her knees, with her mouth inside Grandpa’s feet’s underwear…AGAIN. I’m going to have to remember that necklace hiding trick he has. Most importantly, we named our longest running “Just” in the hash. Hench forth, Just Kim will now be known as Shitty Titty Gang Bang and Just Barbie will now be known as UnderCummer.

NEXT WEEK – We have a special hasher visiting the city. See you wankers on Thursday. ON-ON,
Everything Butt Sex

Here is a link to the songs passed out last week. Also, check out the Voodoo SongBook

tl;dr pastor udderly married, hashers skipped trail for April fool’s; pick up fuck cums late, but often; douche drinks from his shoes; 4 namings – Shitty Titty Gang Bang, UnderCummer, Pump me Brewster, Urine Jail; visiting hasher.

Everyone else needs to break out the board shorts, bikinis, beer bongs, water guns, lube and white T-shirts and prepare to get wet and wild. The early climate prediction is 72 degrees and clear; perfect beach weather. Indicksion (last I heard his name was changed to Indickcided) will be bringing us through frat row, so get your condoms ready, you bunch of wankers. No one should be running in a different zip code without protection. This week is dedicated to the over consumption of alcohol and decisions we hope don’t get posted on Facebook!

Theme: Spring Break
Start: Corner of Broadway and Panola 2102 Broadway St New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 Go!
Pre-lube: The Boot – 1039 Broadway Street New Orleans

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!