VooDoo Hash House Harriers » No Cunt Troll http://www.voodoohash.com New Orleans' drinking club with a running problem Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:00:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hash Trash 179 – Like Anal Sex for the First Time http://www.voodoohash.com/2011/02/25/hash-trash-179-like-anal-sex-for-the-first-time/ http://www.voodoohash.com/2011/02/25/hash-trash-179-like-anal-sex-for-the-first-time/#comments Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:28:06 +0000 8 Lays A Week http://www.voodoohash.com/?p=1778 I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay focused enough for a blow job let alone an entire hash. I think this mother fucker must have seen some shiny string on trail and forgot how to throw down flour. First half took us around Tchop down to children’s hospital and along the railroad tracks…Too bad a few wankers soon realized that walking on gravel in Vibram 5 Fingers is a little bit like Anal Sex for the first time. It’s painful but if you take it slow it can be over before you know it. Maybe these bitches, myself included, should have lubed up before running trail and then it wouldn’t have hurt so bad…I mean this is Slam Bam we’re talking about. My favorite part of the trail was the Package Checks! I think Chum and EBS hung around those a little longer hoping some naive hasher might be convinced to give theirs a little tug. BN brought us in around Audubon Park where PS Knave and Eyes up here kept trying to scare innocent passerbys with their frightening good looks:

The hares took off after beer near or should I say strolled off….Yea, I saw you bitches walking. Maybe No Cunt Troll was trying to keep Slam Bam on a short leash this half since we were so near the zoo, baaaaahhhhhhhhh

Second half was almost as short as Tidy Bowl, and we strolled on into ON-IN at the Pinkberry on Magazine. Pastor Bait-Her opened up circle and we welcomed some red-neck virgins from Mississippi to the Voodoo… Hope these Wankers enjoyed their virgin lay, I’m sure coming from small-ass bum fuck Moss Point, MS it’s like a whole new world over here in the Big City. Even though circle was interrupted by some dick-sucking 28-year old “landlord” who wanted to show everyone how big his dick was by calling the cops on us, we were able to get out a Naming! Just Sara will from here on out now be referred to as Dick’s a Flava (no “h” because she’s h-less)

Here’s to Dick’s she’s true blue
She’s a hasher through and through

Don’t forget to sign up for the Campout you lazy wankers! Trust me you don’t want to miss this EPIC event.

On-On Bitches,

8 Lays A Week

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]]> http://www.voodoohash.com/2011/02/25/hash-trash-179-like-anal-sex-for-the-first-time/feed/ 1 #179 – Carnival and Circus Freaks! http://www.voodoohash.com/2011/02/21/179-carnival-and-circus-freaks/ http://www.voodoohash.com/2011/02/21/179-carnival-and-circus-freaks/#comments Mon, 21 Feb 2011 23:07:00 +0000 Everything Butt Sex http://www.voodoohash.com/?p=1757 We’re starting uptown, and for the love of the flying spaghetti monster I hope our hares don’t finish in a neighborhood. Apparently, 1000′s of screaming drunks can show up in the garden district for a parade, but 40 some odd hashers are just too damn loud during circle!

When Slam and No Cunt Troll are in charge, it’s just a matter of time before the freaky shit starts happening. Fuck if I know what expect this week. I know I better see some damn good costumes though. Carnival is here!!!!!

on-on,
Everything Butt Sex

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Hare: Slam Bam Thank you Lamb, No Cunt-Troll
Theme: Circus and Carnival attire
Location:Winn-dixie parking lot. 5400 Tchoupitoulas Street, New Orleans, LA 70115-2020
Time: THURSDAY, February 24th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!


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Location: The slanted parking on Louisiana at Annunciation
When: July 2nd, 7pm

In celebration of the 4th of July, our oral-obsessed hares are celebrating with keeping the trail short so all you wankers can stuff your faces with wieners! So, get all patriotic-lookin’ and get your ass uptown! There’ll be a hot-dog eating contest, but I don’t know if it’ll be during or after the trail – let’s just hope it’s after.

All the standard fare apply: bring $1 and a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight. A bottle of water would also be wise. Snacks and transportation back to the cars will be provided.

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