Posted May 28th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
In the past few weeks, we’ve had some namings, and with the Red Dress Run coming up some, I reckon there’ll be more!
So long Just Ryan, hello Jizz Rag!
Sayonara Just Ralph, konnichiwa It’s Just a Little Prick!
Adios Just Mike, hola Wax On, Wacks Off!
Auf Wiedersehen Just Andee, guten tag Battlesnatch Galacticunt!
Tags: Battlesnatch Galacticunt, It's Just [...]
Tags: Battlesnatch Galacticunt, It's Just a Little Prick, Jizz Rag, Just Andee, Just Mike, Just Ralph, Just Ryan, naming, Wax on Wacks Off
Posted March 23rd, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, VooDoo, we have outdone ourselves. Not only did we have SEVEN namings (eight, if Just Dave had stuck around more), but we had an arrest. An arrest!
I’m not going to talk about our little prison bitch, or our Black Metal Bretheren™ in the next campsite, but instead just introduce you to the Campout Class [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, campout, Cold Wet Douche, Game Ovary, Jefferson Starfish, Just Darren, Just Dominic, Just Jason, Just Jeff, Just Marcelle, Just Mike, Just Sara, naming, Pickup Fuck, Shit Candy, Top Queer
Posted March 8th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, after asking me to bless his penis the other night at Juan’s Flying Burrito, we pulled Just Nick into the circle after the gay hash for a round of naming.
After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke!
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Just Nick, naming
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Just Nick, naming
Posted December 12th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Another week, another naming. We pulled in Just Barbie, Just Teeny (Christine), and Just Kim to get named, but the cold kept us from braining very good, so we only named one of these bitches.
So, Just Teeny, COME ON DOWN!
From here on out (and on-on to Europe in a few days), let it be known [...]
Tags: Just Teeny, naming, Teeny Weeny On Top, TWOT
Posted December 8th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Violets are Blue.
This post is really late,
so bite me and fuck you.
I can’t believe I forgot to do this, but last month during S4G’s (Spermin’ for Germans) going-away party, we named Just Rose mere hours before she was due to hop on a plane and head back to the Fatherland.
In retrospect, maybe throwing a bunch [...]
Tags: Five Dolla Schatzi, Just Rose, naming
Posted December 7th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Thursday’s hash might have been a titty bit nipply (according to you whiny, unprepared bastards), but that didn’t stop us from running shitty trail, having a circle, and naming a hasher.
It did stop us from giving Ready Whip the “birthday cake” she so richly deserved, but I did just mark down her 1/2 birthday in [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Just Dustin, naming, Ready Whip
Posted November 1st, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
In a fitting tribute to the best holiday of the year (other than Mardi Gras, of course) today’s trail ran us past a haunted house and through cemeteries and desolate back alleys. It was truly a frightening trail because we had Licks Em Young, barely a veteran himself, trying to teach Just Jarvis the [...]
Tags: cemeteries, Check My Small Cockia, Eastern Cock Block, Halloween, Licks Em Young, naming, Nocturnal Pisscharge, Shiver Me Nipples
Posted September 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I think this is usually the part where I write up something clever and witty. Well, I’ve been working off an almost ongoing hangover since Wednesday, so bite me. The only person who even remotely gets to bitch is Just Nora.
And by Just Nora, I really mean Erectiaphobic!
Turns out that was kinda clever! Go me! [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobic, Just Nora, naming
Posted August 24th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
The VooDoo is on a gorram roll, people. We had two more namings after the fabulous rain-free trail led by Pastor and virgin hare Licks ‘Em Young!
From now on, Just Missy is to be called Lick a Lotta Cock
And our Just Tara is now Bloody Hole
Go forth hashers, and be merry! Spread the word of [...]
Tags: Bloody Hole, Just Missy, Just Tara, Lick A Lotta Cock, naming
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well boys and girls, yet another week has gone by without any sign of hash trash. Your beloved and belated trash writer has struck again. So for those of you who were sitting safely at home on Thursday, slurping cola and lounging in your hover chair, hoping to vicariously experience the hash through the warm [...]
Tags: 80's, Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, trash, Udderly ReTiTulous