Posted January 31st, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Our dear Brokeback Dyke is leaving us for the fine city (well, I assume it’s fine– I’ve never been there) of Aiken, SC. I found out from the archives of this website that he was named in March of 2010; that’s at least two years with the Voodoo, so let’s all gather to give him [...]
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Mid-City
Posted January 17th, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012 Theme: “Rubber Ducks, Dicks and Chicks… Have one, bring one or be one… Water might be involved… Quack!” Start: Goodwill – 3400 Tulane Avenue, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm get your ducklings in a row, 7:00pm shake a tail feather Hares: Tidy Bowl Man Cost: $1 (no coins) and a [...]
Tags: Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted January 10th, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
From the woman who brought you the infamous “Ninjas vs. Niggas”, this week’s trail has a far less offensive theme. Este semana, la rubia Mexican Gum Job y el guapo Just Cameron son sus conejos. ¡Acción, aventura, misterio, romance, y por supuesto… las cervezas! (I only took 3 years of Spanish in high school, this [...]
Tags: Mexican Gum Job, Mid-City
Posted January 6th, 2012 by Swamp Gravy
Turns out Just Rachel AND myself both wrote hash trashes for last night’s trail. Great minds drink– I mean, think alike! Just Rachel was evidently far more sober than I was when writing mine. Read ‘em and weep! ————————————– Happy New Year! You have a clean slate to sully up for 2012, so gear up [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Jefferson Starfish, Mid-City, Swamp Gravy
Posted December 30th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
As everyone knows, the Mayans were magical and shit. They were basically a bunch of fucking gypsy fortune tellers. According to these ass-wipes the world will end in 2012. So show up this week like you got everything to lose, because you have less than a year left to do everything on your bucket list! [...]
Tags: 2012, Everything Butt Sex, Jefferson Starfish, Mid-City
Posted October 21st, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, October 27, 2011 Theme: “Ghastly Gals and Halloweenies” – Everyone better have a freakin costume or they’re sitting on ice. No ifs, ands, or buts… well maybe some butts. Start: Banks St. Bar and Grill – 4401 Banks St, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Dick’s a Flava & Fried [...]
Tags: Dick's A Flava, Fried Chicken Snatch, Halloween, Mid-City
Posted October 4th, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
I was tempted to title this post, “#216 – Who gives a shit, I’m going to Savannah!” but then I figured that might be a little mean, and I should be kind to the unfortunate souls who are not going to InterAm. Don’t despair; we’ll bring back lots of stories and possibly some bonus STD’s [...]
Tags: Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted July 27th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
That’s right harriers and harriettes, it’s a Lick A Lotta Cock’s last trail this week and it is one you won’t want to miss! We will be celebrating birthdays, saying farewell to a few good hashers, pre-lubing for the first running of the Voodoo Monkey H3 and getting ideas for future Voodoo Crash House Harriers [...]
Tags: Lick A Lotta Cock, Mid-City
Posted June 21st, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Thursday is an important day on Voodoo history. Not only is it the 200th running of the Voodoo Hash. It is St. John’s Eve. Historically, this date has been venerated in the practice of Voodoo. The famous Voodoo priestess Marie Laveau was said to have held ceremonies involving Voodoo ritual on the Bayou St John [...]
Tags: 200th, Fill Me Up, Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted June 6th, 2011 by Everything Butt Sex
Seems like I’ve been talking to hashers all over the world lately. Everywhere from Boston to California, stories of the Voodoo H3 have been sung around hash circles. Currently, we have Good Will Cunting whoring all over Europe. The Voodoo Founders are in Okinawa. Now we have over 80 hashers from all over the gulf [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, Mid-City, Princess Layless