Posted August 22nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
The dog days of summer are here. And if you remember the wise prophet Nelly once said “It is gettin hot in heer (so hot) so take off all your clothes.” So I am heeding his advice and making you all do the same or drink for it. Acceptable clothing this week is something to [...]
Tags: Just Aaron, Mid-City, Ninja, Wax on Whacks Off
Posted April 26th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Double your Dickie, double your fun!
Cant get enough Dickie? This is the ONLY proven way to get twice as much Dickie as a normal Voodoo hash! Guys, she will love you once you show her how much more Dickie there is to offer. Girls, imagine the fun you and your man will have with the [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Jazzfest, Mid-City, No Dickie No Cummie
Posted April 20th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?
YOU BET YOUR ASS WE ARE!
My my VooDoo, aren’t we punny. Tutus on the 22nd? *sigh*
Theme: Tutus – Be the pretty ballerina we all know you are.
Hares: Erectiaphobia and hubby, Just Mike
Start: 3601 Conti Street, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 Go!
Pre-lube: Parkway Tavern – Hagan and Toulouse
Bring $1, a six pack, a [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobia, Just Mike, Mid-City
Posted April 9th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
This week’s run will be on April 15th. Do your taxes before Thursday you fat lazy bastards. Come to the realization that you received a 2% pay increase, while taxes were raised and inflation went up 3%, so you actually make less money than you did last year. Stop thinking that you should get married, [...]
Tags: bottom loving dynamic duo, broke, Cold Wet Douche, Everything Butt Sex, Mid-City, naked, TWOT
Posted December 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hobo’s having a party! That’s right, little wankerlings, she expects you to spend your New Year’s Eve in Mid-City Hashing with the Voodoo, with beer, booze, a plethora of snackies, and FIRE to follow.
“FIRE, you say, Hobo?”
“Yes.”
The Hash is an annual prelude to the lighting of the Mid-City Bonfire at Midnight on New Year’s Eve [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City, New Years
Posted October 27th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song:
My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I fuck dead women (nah [...]
Tags: Halloween, Just Jarvis, Licks Em Young, Mid-City, Virgin Lay
Posted October 13th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I usually joke in circle that there won’t be a quiz. Today is an exception, but don’t worry, it’s not difficult. There is a 10 second time limit though.
Aaaaaaaaaand go!
Does this week’s hash have to do with:
A) Lack-A-Virgin, Hey!
2) Chum Dumpster
C) Show Me Your Posse
Ok, pencils down, class. HEY! 2Mo5Ho, I said pencils down! Do [...]
Tags: Chum Dumpster, Mid-City, Old Rock N' Bowl, Show Me Your Posse
Posted September 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Another landmark! Since we’re starting the 100th hash at “Tips on Tchoupitoulas”, it’s only fair that we do something at “Rock N’ Bowl in Mid-City“, so we are!
It’s been almost two years since the first VooDoo hash, but it’s never too late for our first social! Well, we aim to fix that. Hopefully, this won’t [...]
Tags: Mid-City, Rock N' Bowl, Social
Posted September 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Wow. I really can’t believe it’s been 100 hashes already. Thinking back through just my tenure as RA makes me think a montage is appropriate, so here we go:
Huh. As it turns out, I didn’t feel like sitting down and spending a few hours combing through pictures for you ingrates, so I went with the [...]
Tags: 100th, Fill Me Up, Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown, Warehouse District, Wee Blow Master
Posted August 10th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: Hobo Rodeo and Whole Lotta Cum
When: August 13th, 6:30 pm
Where: In the Neutral Ground across from the Mid-City Bulldog (5135 Canal Blvd.), after the bus terminals.
Theme: Zodiac!
Alright, wankies and gentlewanks, let’s all cum together to help celebrate Hobo Rodeo’s annual tooth-and-nail battle to stay on the right side of 30! Since this will be [...]
Tags: Birthday, Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City, Whole Lotta Cum, Zodiac