Posted December 2nd, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
Date: Thursday, December 8, 2011 Theme: Pajama Party! Start: Office Depot shopping center – 6824 Veterans Memorial Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a 6 pack (bring more if you plan to drink more) Bring: Whistle, flashlight, snuggie, [...]
Tags: Filet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, Metairie
Posted September 21st, 2011 by Swamp Gravy
It’s a rivalry as old as time… A battle to last the ages. Team Edward vs. Team Bill. Team Sookie vs. Team Bella. Or fuck all that– Team Lafayette 4 EVR, hookers. Whichever ‘team’ you’re on, represent ‘em this week. Vampires, werewolves, and boring girls who can’t figure out that they’re just pretty food. Date: [...]
Tags: Bumbletard, Metairie
Posted August 29th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Love it or hate it, that 80s happened. We had neon clothing, rad sunglasses, jellies, layered shiggy socks, baja hoodies, member only jackets, and hair was abundant everywhere. No worries, if you still need inspiration to dress up for this week’s theme. I got you covered. We’re meeting in the giant field behind Sake Cafe [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Metairie, Princess Lay-ya
Posted March 10th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening. So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ‘shopped green. Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY! Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses! In [...]
Tags: Metairie, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted March 4th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
When: Friday, March 5th, 11pm-2am Where: Adventure Quest, 1200 Clearview Pkwy, Metry, Bra (Near the Fox & The Hound and the Guitar Center) Cost: $27 and some change (just bring $30 cash…they’ll sort through the change later) What: Laser Tag, Bumper Cars, Arcade Game Happiness, Pizza, and BYOB Alright, y’all, it’s finally here! Laser Tag [...]
Tags: Metairie
Posted January 19th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info: WHO DAT, BITCHES! And now back to our regular programming: Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), [...]
Tags: Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
Posted December 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Forwarded to me from Spread ‘Em: The idea is simple if you haven’t been before — bring some beer (typically a 6 or 12 pack is ample “left overs” for relays afterward (you’ll only need 4 for the event itself). Bring something to keep it cold or some folks usually have extra room. I have [...]
Tags: Metairie
Posted July 15th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: Just Bea (Virgin Lay!) and Fill Me Up Location: The old Curetons Gym on Metairie Road between Frisco Ave and Woods Ave. When: July 16th, 7pm Put on your hyper color tee-shirt, your neon biker shorts and mini skirt and grab your proton pack (or light saber or Red Rider) and let’s go party [...]
Tags: Fill Me Up, Metairie, Virgin Lay